Twist of Fortune

[Silver Wolf aka Blade]

But no one has time to go with you.

I get an interesting job offer...  

[Venomous Ghost]

... but the conveniently forget to tell you that the hours are "graveyard shift" for the next 6 months!


I run into an old friend on the street...


:3~  

[Silver Wolf aka Blade]

And when you get to talking to them, you find out that they've changed in ways you don't like.

(Graveyard shift wouldn't be that bad... that's about the hours I keep anyway)

I send Talon out to get me some food...  

[Scy Lancer]

And he comes back with 3 magic beans!

I finally get my Ex's stuff moved out of my house!  

[Silver Wolf aka Blade]

Only to have her cat move back in with you.

I get invited out to dinner with friends...  

[Scy Lancer]

But they want to eat you.

My ex's cat gets eatn by my friends dog.  

[iX Sugar_N_Spice Xi]

but then your ex sues your friend causing your friend to hate you for ever meeting her....



I buy a getaway cottage in the mountains...  

[Venomous Ghost]

.... and find a reclusive hermit living in the basement!! blaugh


I finally get a vacation to visit my family & friends...


:3~  

[Silver Wolf aka Blade]

And they don't have time to visit with you.

It's a beautiful day and I head out for a hike...  

[Scy Lancer]

But a pack of Raptors have been reported in the area.

((I just found out today that one of my friends has hocked up with my Ex... curse this thread))

I finally find a girl that I can talk to about deep things.  

[Silver Wolf aka Blade]

Then you find out she is repeating them to all her friends.

My favourite band just came out with a new CD...  

[Scy Lancer]

But they switched to Folk Polka... if your favorite band it Folk Polka then it can't get much worse.

I don't have to go into work  

[iX Sugar_N_Spice Xi]

so you planned a full day of fun with this smexi lady only to answer the phone and your boss tells you to get your a** to work immediately!!! LOL



I went on a shopping spree....  

[Kinnei]

but when you get to the check out, you notice there's a huge hole in your purse and all your credit cards, money, etc. has disappeared!!!!!!!!! Oh noez!!!!!!!!!!

A smoking hot alien chick lands her spaceship in my backyard, and says that for her kind to avoid extinction she needs for me to mate with her...

(Yes that one is far-fetched) xd