It's back e.o

[PyroTurtleZX]

Uhh Diamonds?  

[Hunter Rush]

Not a good enough reason. Come up with something better.  

[Meiazure]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,

You need funds to enable you to purchase and wield weapons of mass destruction. Diamonds are worth a lot.

And if that doesn't convince you, then you blowing everyone there up = dramatically increasing your risk of contracting all the prominent diseases there. *nod nod*

Like a diamond in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!

 

[PyroTurtleZX]

Oh and you can coat a giant fortress out of diamonds so no one can kill you.  

[Meiazure]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,

idea

Make weapons out of those diamonds. Then nothing can break them... except other diamond weapons/diamonds used as weapons. =0

Like a diamond in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!

 

[Hunter Rush]

I'm extremely fond of explosives, so diamond explosives would be counter-productive.  

[PyroTurtleZX]

Use diamonds in a shrapnel grenade. I mean c'mon who would survive an attack from a shrapnel grenade.  

[Hunter Rush]

People who have shrapnel scars. And diamond shrapnel grenades wouldn't be any more potent than a regular shrapnel grenade. They would actually be worse, because the shrapnel grenade sends shards of searing hot metal in all directions. Very nice.  

[PyroTurtleZX]

Well I'm telling you Diamond coat your fortress and stockpile Africa's resources so everyone will have to obey you or be crushed by your military force

...and while this is happening I'm going to be wayy outta here  

[RoyalRenegade]

Well since nobody has cleaned up yet, I'll just get the job done!
*uses poltergeist 3000 to suck up feuer's remains*
*throws poltergeist 3000 into a lake*
There!
And now back to the diamond conversation!  

[Meiazure]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,

That was just awesome, Renegade. xd

Like a diamond in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!

 

[Hunter Rush]

Haha. Nice.

Pyro, I'm voting for "Burning Africa." I really don't want Africa's resources. I just want to commit continental genocide.  

[PyroTurtleZX]

Fine...if anyone needs me I'm getting the hell outta here on SS Normandy...let's go Commander SHepard!!  

[Hunter Rush]

*Lights Africa on fire*  

[PyroTurtleZX]

*sigh* There goes all of the worlds resources...and animals...and wars that no one knows why they're fighting...

Oh well off to the Citadel!