Weirdest reasons for not coming into Work / School.

[avalonsThief]

I saw they were having free snacks at this funeral for someone.  

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Stalk kelly and got free snacks biggrin  

[Therinert]

because i was being put in the ground with no one mourning me  

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too busy mourning for dead lion -.-  

[Therinert]

i was flying up to heaven  

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i was talking to god  

[Therinert]

i was busy wasting my time  

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busy baking cookiez  

[_Chi_Chan_94_]

i was on a roll with cleaning my room  

[avalonsThief]

I was being stalked by someone who wanted my snacks! She stole them so I was depressed alllll day. ><"  

[Therinert]

my friend got me a coco  

[avalonsThief]

I got defenistratred and then cornobled by my rubber ducky!... He's red with horns for a reason I guess...  

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i was performing >D  

[Therinert]

i was watching a concert  

[avalonsThief]

The had more snacks at this concert... It looked like a play about a tin man and a little girl who liked to stick her toung out at people... It was interesting.