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 Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:05 pm
Granted decorations magically start to appear everywhere in your house ...endlessly eventually filling the house to the brim.
I wish I got Christmas vacation at work.
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Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 9:53 pm
Granted for the rest of your life, your boss filled your spot while you were enjoying your Christmas vacation.
I wish my teenagers would offer to do all the housework! rofl
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:29 am
Granted, but they want more and more money for their services.
I wish I had a large watermelon.
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:34 am
granted but its grown in your stomach from a watermellon seen your mother told you not to swallow but you bid and now you look pregers and its increassingly hard for you to find a date
i want the world
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:19 pm
Granted and here it is, the world on a keychain enjoy.  I wish I had library ninjas 4laugh
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:13 pm
Granted, but you keep having to duck ninja stars, kicks, and flying weapons to get any where near a book.
I wish we had a turducken for Christmas dinner.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:46 am
Granted, however the turducken was genetically altered to a real tuducken which you need to catch.
I wish I a feast for all of you to be a part of.
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Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:25 pm
Well thank you darling, granted unfortunately we all bring our family, spouses and friends consuming vast quantities of food and leaving a HUGE mess to clean up after. But it was fun. mrgreen
I wish I didn't need to sleep
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:25 am
Granted, however you will never sleep again, but after awhile you get
cranky from lack of sleep and snap at everybody and everything.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 5:44 pm
Hehehe twisted Granted you now exactly what to wish for..that I was the new supreme world ruler with cookies for all mrgreen
I wish I didn't have to work boxing day.
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:34 am
Granted, but the people who you switch with totally mess up so you wind up doing yourself anyway.
I wish for a bucket of KFC. (I got coupons in the mail yesterday for it)
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:48 pm
Granted however it's from a seedy part of town with questionable sanitation practices and full of trans fat, cholesterol, and mouse droppings.
I wish my gifts were self wrapping
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:49 pm
Granted, You receive 1 bucket filled with pieces of the KFC building
I wish I had a flying carpet smile
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:55 pm
Angelicphrase Granted however it's from a seedy part of town with questionable sanitation practices and full of trans fat, cholesterol, and mouse droppings. I wish my gifts were self wrapping
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:02 pm
Azure Alexea Granted, You receive 1 bucket filled with pieces of the KFC building I wish I had a flying carpet smile
Answering this one too since they posted at the same time & granted the same wish as each other.
Granted, and as you are flying along the beautiful coastline of the East coast you hear a foreign voice behind you saying "We the Anti Cuban liberation front are hijacking you to take us to Cuba" As you land in Cuba you are slated to become a slave in a cuban cigar factory!!!I wanna meet Harrison Ford
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