Corrupted Wish Game

[Kittehlord]

granted but it smells like hobo piss

i wish i had a gun  

[The Delirium Trigger]

granted but when you pull the trigger it shoots out a flag that says 'bang'.
I wish I had a cyborg sex partner to show off to my friends.  

[Misty Marina]

granted...but then it wouldn't want to have anything to to with you or your friends since you're not cyborg~


I wish for world peace~

(you know, that dude beatin on that cowbell is really rather annoying, I really preferred the other siggy)~  

[Kittehlord]

granted but then the world is destoryed because its 2 perfect

i wish i had a car for school  

[Misty Marina]

granted...but everyday when you drive it to school it gets a flat tire~


I wish my friend was on~  

[lorrik]

granted.. I am here^^

I wish the pirates didnt exist  

[URL-Length]

granted but i made the setarip...

i wish i have magic~  

[Misty Marina]

granted...but everytime you use magic it backfires on you~

I wish not to be shy with people~  

[URL-Length]

granted but then ur so energetic that people are scared of

i wish there will be no tests D:  

[Misty Marina]

granted...but now you have all essays~


I wish Spring were here again~  

[Xx-DarkMajesty-xX]

Granted but because there was so much rain all the flowers died and your town is now flooded.
I wish I could read people's minds.  

[lorrik]

granted but then youll only read the bad thoughts of people

I wish i could do superhuman things..  

[Misty Marina]

granted...but thats all you can do~



I wish I had a new bed~  

[Xx-DarkMajesty-xX]

Granted but it's so uncomfortable that you get serious back pain every morning.
I wish I had a laptop.  

[Misty Marina]

Granted but it has a virus~

I wish I could go to the movies~