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[Unhappy Elf]

.:. It's too late ;w;
I'm already falling
-starts texting Tilly-
.:.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

; 3;

-Uses ghostly awesomeness to convince the god of death to revive me-

-Attached bungee cord and 300 lb. weight and falls after Feuer-

The Dino Has Spoken

 

[Unhappy Elf]

.:. ;w;
I see the ground coming!
-puts on a blind fold- .:.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

;_;

-Put's thrusters on-

The Dino Has Spoken

 

[Ayersi]

.:. >w>
-unfolds wings and flies towards a tree- .:.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

o.o

-Smashes into ground and dies-

x.x

The Dino Has Spoken

 

[Unhappy Elf]

.:. ;[
-picks up the splattered pieces and rebuilds you in the lab- 3; .:.

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

-Goes off to eat truffles-

The Dino Has Spoken

 

[Unhappy Elf]

.:. If you see my reflection on the snow covered hills well maybe landslide bring you down ; 3; .:.

 

[TillxGone]

[>.>
Why are you texting me? ]  

[Unhappy Elf]

.:. I don't know o: .:.