[Game] Sweet Little Lies

[For-Chan Cookie]

Captain tohru honda got lost in a snow storm and came out just fine, only her heart got frost bite so they had to take it out and now she can't love anyone.  

[Captain tohru honda]

(*cries* so true)
for-chan kills anyone who takes her yaoi away.  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

Captain Tohru Honda forcibly marries any individual she runs into that she finds attractive. As of writing, her harem numbers 1,234,980.  

[Commodore Cookie]

Lady Gyrfalcon is jealous of Captain Tohru Honda's harem and is secretly planning on stealing some of her husbands and wives to make her own harem with!  

[kyra-san]

But unfortunately for Lady Gryfalcon, Commodore Cookie already kidnapped Captain Tohru Honda's whole harem!  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Kyra is PART OF the kidnapped Harem.  

[kyra-san]

For-Chan Cookie bought the harem (off her mule?) for over 9000k.  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Silly, mules are for stealing from!

Kyra attempted a daring escape from the harm with a roll of dental floss, bit it didn't hold her weight and she dropped twenty stories into the koi pond and almost drowned.  

[kyra-san]

YOU CALLIN' ME FAT?!

For-Chan Cookie was blamed for the death of all the fish in the pond and had to sell her harem to kyra-san for 10k to buy new fish for the pond.  

[For-Chan Cookie]

But the harem didn't like Kyra so they all ran back to For-Chan the next night. xd  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

For-Chan had placed a magic spell on the entire harem, so they'd always go to where she was, because she is a wizard!  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Lady Gyrfalcon is really a sheep in wolf's clothing. She likes to BAA at the full moon.  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

For-Chan is really lighter than air, she has to wear amazingly heavy pewter boots to stop herself floating off into the sky.  

[For-Chan Cookie]

Lady Gyrfalcon had a debilitating addiction to gummy bears. If she doesn't constantly have a gummy in her mouth, she'll lose consciousness.  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

For-Chan is equipped with a portable time machine, which she uses to play the stock market like a violin. Unfortunately, she never knows whether she's in the past, present or future. This causes her to make major slip-ups, one of which was the Wall Street Crash itself.