The corrupted wish game

[dragon_of_emry]

Granted, but now nobody but you can speak Japanese. rofl

I wish the cost gas was cheaper.  

[ArgylePigeon]

granted but now there is no more gas left on earth...

I wish I could get over my fears  

[Freeli]

Granted but you can only get over them for 1 day and then you get them back sweatdrop
I wish... I wish I can never be bored  

[dragon_of_emry]

Granted, but now all your emotions are gone so that you can never be excited or happy either.

I wish there were more fun things to do on Saturdays.  

[Freeli]

Granted, but you fall into a coma and cant do anything twisted
I wish I could fall asleep when ever I wanted to, o.o;  

[dragon_of_emry]

Granted, but every time you do you sleep for 20 years.

I wish college was cheaper.  

[Freeli]

Granted, but then I steal all your money, every time you have some.
I wish I had a dog, lol.  

[dragon_of_emry]

Granted, but now you have a hundred dogs, and they're hungry...

I wish the house cleaned itself.  

[Freeli]

HahxD
Granted, but the house goes crazy and blows up.
I wish I had a million dollars that could not; blow up, not be used, disappear, stolen.  

[dragon_of_emry]

Granted, nothing wrong with the money, however, whatever you try to buy instantly blows up.

I wish my avi was rich.  

[Melisciose22]

granted but its monopoly money....muahahahaha

i wish i was rich  

[Freeli]

Granted, but you have to donate all of the money to charity smile
I wish I wasn't afraid of spiders  

[dragon_of_emry]

Granted, but now you ARE a spider!

I wish it wasn't so hot outside.  

[Freeli]

haha
Granted, but it gets so cold that everything becomes ice including you!
I wish I could travel the world for free  

[dragon_of_emry]

lol
Granted, but you are traveling in a crate via the US Postal Service.

I wish I could travel through time.