|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:01 am
|
|
|
|
ShadowSharrow godhi TeaDidikai That actually reminds me: there are some pretty messed up flying ointments out there as well. Don't get me started on flying ointments. I've read formulae for such potions that include the metaphysical equivalent of the kitchen sink: assorted herbs from the Nightshade family, various mushrooms, baby fat, bat's blood... the list goes on and on. And don't forget the boiled skin of a drowned dog and the rendered fat of an unbaptised child.
Well, one thing's for certain. Whoever came up with them sure was creative.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 8:02 am
|
|
|
|
Maze ShadowSharrow godhi TeaDidikai That actually reminds me: there are some pretty messed up flying ointments out there as well. Don't get me started on flying ointments. I've read formulae for such potions that include the metaphysical equivalent of the kitchen sink: assorted herbs from the Nightshade family, various mushrooms, baby fat, bat's blood... the list goes on and on. And don't forget the boiled skin of a drowned dog and the rendered fat of an unbaptised child. Well, one thing's for certain. Whoever came up with them sure was creative.
Either that, or they had a deathwish. Some of the flying ointments are awfully poisonous xD
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:48 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:13 pm
|
|
|
|
patch99329 Maze ShadowSharrow godhi TeaDidikai That actually reminds me: there are some pretty messed up flying ointments out there as well. Don't get me started on flying ointments. I've read formulae for such potions that include the metaphysical equivalent of the kitchen sink: assorted herbs from the Nightshade family, various mushrooms, baby fat, bat's blood... the list goes on and on. And don't forget the boiled skin of a drowned dog and the rendered fat of an unbaptised child. Well, one thing's for certain. Whoever came up with them sure was creative. Either that, or they had a deathwish. Some of the flying ointments are awfully poisonous xD
Heilsan,
Well, one could consider death to be the ultimate flight wink
Ver thu heil
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:30 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:54 am
|
|
|
|
TeaDidikai Ulfrikr Heilsan, Well, one could consider death to be the ultimate flight wink Ver thu heil Wouldn't that depend? I mean, some theologies don't have a supernal afterlife.
Sure, but, never-the-less, it's still a passing from one state to another, whether it's to the numinous otherlands of what-ever stripe are enumerated by the beliefs, or into a nothing state, or, well, what-ever, the fact is there is a state change, so hence, the flight metaphor can still be used in my personal opinion smile
Ver thu heil
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 8:31 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:52 am
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 10:58 am
|
|
|
|
Dragon_Witch_Woman TeaDidikai Elk piss... the Elk Piss one got me. I actually know of someone who tried it. Too bad it didn't work. Ok, now thats down right gross xd I don't even like the thought of using my own urine, let alone another animals. How the hell did the person get elk urine anyway? Hunting.
The Elk Urine is to be drank at dusk. It's meant to give you visions.
Little did the guy know that the reason this happens in some cases is because the Elk eat some very special mushrooms.
Small problem- they aren't native to the Pacific NW.
He drank all that Elk Pee for nothing.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:02 am
|
|
|
|
TeaDidikai Dragon_Witch_Woman TeaDidikai Elk piss... the Elk Piss one got me. I actually know of someone who tried it. Too bad it didn't work. Ok, now thats down right gross xd I don't even like the thought of using my own urine, let alone another animals. How the hell did the person get elk urine anyway? Hunting. The Elk Urine is to be drank at dusk. It's meant to give you visions. Little did the guy know that the reason this happens in some cases is because the Elk eat some very special mushrooms. Small problem- they aren't native to the Pacific NW. He drank all that Elk Pee for nothing.
How unfortunate!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:32 am
|
|
|
|
Fan+asmagoric TeaDidikai Dragon_Witch_Woman TeaDidikai Elk piss... the Elk Piss one got me. I actually know of someone who tried it. Too bad it didn't work. Ok, now thats down right gross xd I don't even like the thought of using my own urine, let alone another animals. How the hell did the person get elk urine anyway? Hunting. The Elk Urine is to be drank at dusk. It's meant to give you visions. Little did the guy know that the reason this happens in some cases is because the Elk eat some very special mushrooms. Small problem- they aren't native to the Pacific NW. He drank all that Elk Pee for nothing. How unfortunate! His girlfriend wouldn't see him for weeks. No dates- he got a couple phone calls and she picked him up about fifteen days later.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 11:36 am
|
|
|
|
TeaDidikai Dragon_Witch_Woman TeaDidikai Elk piss... the Elk Piss one got me. I actually know of someone who tried it. Too bad it didn't work. Ok, now thats down right gross xd I don't even like the thought of using my own urine, let alone another animals. How the hell did the person get elk urine anyway? Hunting. The Elk Urine is to be drank at dusk. It's meant to give you visions. Little did the guy know that the reason this happens in some cases is because the Elk eat some very special mushrooms. Small problem- they aren't native to the Pacific NW. He drank all that Elk Pee for nothing. Oh good gods he DRANK it?? I think I'm going to be sick. gonk Next time he should just try peote or the mushrooms.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:23 pm
|
|
|
|
Dragon_Witch_Woman TeaDidikai Dragon_Witch_Woman TeaDidikai Elk piss... the Elk Piss one got me. I actually know of someone who tried it. Too bad it didn't work. Ok, now thats down right gross xd I don't even like the thought of using my own urine, let alone another animals. How the hell did the person get elk urine anyway? Hunting. The Elk Urine is to be drank at dusk. It's meant to give you visions. Little did the guy know that the reason this happens in some cases is because the Elk eat some very special mushrooms. Small problem- they aren't native to the Pacific NW. He drank all that Elk Pee for nothing. Oh good gods he DRANK it?? I think I'm going to be sick. gonk Next time he should just try peote or the mushrooms. Guess this is in the right thread then.
As for why he didn't try the mushrooms himself, the fact is this species is toxic to humans when they consume it. Something within the elk's digestive system changes it enough to allow it to work.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 5:44 pm
|
|
|
|
TeaDidikai Dragon_Witch_Woman TeaDidikai Dragon_Witch_Woman TeaDidikai Elk piss... the Elk Piss one got me. I actually know of someone who tried it. Too bad it didn't work. Ok, now thats down right gross xd I don't even like the thought of using my own urine, let alone another animals. How the hell did the person get elk urine anyway? Hunting. The Elk Urine is to be drank at dusk. It's meant to give you visions. Little did the guy know that the reason this happens in some cases is because the Elk eat some very special mushrooms. Small problem- they aren't native to the Pacific NW. He drank all that Elk Pee for nothing. Oh good gods he DRANK it?? I think I'm going to be sick. gonk Next time he should just try peote or the mushrooms. Guess this is in the right thread then. As for why he didn't try the mushrooms himself, the fact is this species is toxic to humans when they consume it. Something within the elk's digestive system changes it enough to allow it to work. That makes sence, but still, I am not putting anything into my body that has already come out. The body filters out that stuff for a reason. xd
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 6:01 pm
|
|
|
|
TeaDidikai Fan+asmagoric TeaDidikai Dragon_Witch_Woman TeaDidikai Elk piss... the Elk Piss one got me. I actually know of someone who tried it. Too bad it didn't work. Ok, now thats down right gross xd I don't even like the thought of using my own urine, let alone another animals. How the hell did the person get elk urine anyway? Hunting. The Elk Urine is to be drank at dusk. It's meant to give you visions. Little did the guy know that the reason this happens in some cases is because the Elk eat some very special mushrooms. Small problem- they aren't native to the Pacific NW. He drank all that Elk Pee for nothing. How unfortunate! His girlfriend wouldn't see him for weeks. No dates- he got a couple phone calls and she picked him up about fifteen days later.
Ouch!
Although...
I probably would have done the same...
Sounds more like a "Have bad luck with your girlfriend for 2 weeks" spell.
I wonder what kind of visions this drink would have given him if it indeed had traces of the correct mushroom.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|