The And/But Game!

[Sita Harker]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment AND used all the debris to cook them all a fine tasty ragout BUT he couldn't find his cooking pot AND this caused him to fall into a blonde hunky rage BUT the females swooned anyway AND one of them fell headfirst into the missing cooking pot and went stumbling around blindly with it stuck on her head BUT she used dishwashing liquid to get it off AND the hunky blonde guy was amazed at her stunning beauty which had been hidden beneath grime and gravy BUT she loved another

 

[Lady Whispers]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment AND used all the debris to cook them all a fine tasty ragout BUT he couldn't find his cooking pot AND this caused him to fall into a blonde hunky rage BUT the females swooned anyway AND one of them fell headfirst into the missing cooking pot and went stumbling around blindly with it stuck on her head BUT she used dishwashing liquid to get it off AND the hunky blonde guy was amazed at her stunning beauty which had been hidden beneath grime and gravy BUT she loved another AND her love happened to be Clarissa's best friend who was waging the kryptonite/marshmellow war with the pixies without knowing that the ghost had taken over Clarissa's body  

[Lady Pole]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment AND used all the debris to cook them all a fine tasty ragout BUT he couldn't find his cooking pot AND this caused him to fall into a blonde hunky rage BUT the females swooned anyway AND one of them fell headfirst into the missing cooking pot and went stumbling around blindly with it stuck on her head BUT she used dishwashing liquid to get it off AND the hunky blonde guy was amazed at her stunning beauty which had been hidden beneath grime and gravy BUT she loved another AND her love happened to be Clarissa's best friend who was waging the kryptonite/marshmellow war with the pixies without knowing that the ghost had taken over Clarissa's body BUT Clarissa broke her leg  

[beaulolais]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment AND used all the debris to cook them all a fine tasty ragout BUT he couldn't find his cooking pot AND this caused him to fall into a blonde hunky rage BUT the females swooned anyway AND one of them fell headfirst into the missing cooking pot and went stumbling around blindly with it stuck on her head BUT she used dishwashing liquid to get it off AND the hunky blonde guy was amazed at her stunning beauty which had been hidden beneath grime and gravy BUT she loved another AND her love happened to be Clarissa's best friend who was waging the kryptonite/marshmellow war with the pixies without knowing that the ghost had taken over Clarissa's body BUT Clarissa broke her leg AND this greatly discomfitted the ghost  

[Lady Whispers]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment AND used all the debris to cook them all a fine tasty ragout BUT he couldn't find his cooking pot AND this caused him to fall into a blonde hunky rage BUT the females swooned anyway AND one of them fell headfirst into the missing cooking pot and went stumbling around blindly with it stuck on her head BUT she used dishwashing liquid to get it off AND the hunky blonde guy was amazed at her stunning beauty which had been hidden beneath grime and gravy BUT she loved another AND her love happened to be Clarissa's best friend who was waging the kryptonite/marshmellow war with the pixies without knowing that the ghost had taken over Clarissa's body BUT Clarissa broke her leg AND this greatly discomfitted the ghost AND it decided to leave, so Clarissa collapsed in a sad heap  

[beaulolais]

icechild21

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment AND used all the debris to cook them all a fine tasty ragout BUT he couldn't find his cooking pot AND this caused him to fall into a blonde hunky rage BUT the females swooned anyway AND one of them fell headfirst into the missing cooking pot and went stumbling around blindly with it stuck on her head BUT she used dishwashing liquid to get it off AND the hunky blonde guy was amazed at her stunning beauty which had been hidden beneath grime and gravy BUT she loved another AND her love happened to be Clarissa's best friend who was waging the kryptonite/marshmellow war with the pixies without knowing that the ghost had taken over Clarissa's body BUT Clarissa broke her leg AND this greatly discomfitted the ghost AND it decided to leave, so Clarissa collapsed in a sad heap BUT the heap into which she had collapsed was a bunch of old clothes which was so full of organic matter and had been neglected so long that it had developed a mind of its own and resented being collapsed upon

 

[Lady Whispers]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment AND used all the debris to cook them all a fine tasty ragout BUT he couldn't find his cooking pot AND this caused him to fall into a blonde hunky rage BUT the females swooned anyway AND one of them fell headfirst into the missing cooking pot and went stumbling around blindly with it stuck on her head BUT she used dishwashing liquid to get it off AND the hunky blonde guy was amazed at her stunning beauty which had been hidden beneath grime and gravy BUT she loved another AND her love happened to be Clarissa's best friend who was waging the kryptonite/marshmellow war with the pixies without knowing that the ghost had taken over Clarissa's body BUT Clarissa broke her leg AND this greatly discomfitted the ghost AND it decided to leave, so Clarissa collapsed in a sad heap BUT the heap into which she had collapsed was a bunch of old clothes which was so full of organic matter and had been neglected so long that it had developed a mind of its own and resented being collapsed upon AND as it began to envelop her she cried out to her best friend Alex who happened to be battling marshmellows on the other side of the street  

[beaulolais]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment AND used all the debris to cook them all a fine tasty ragout BUT he couldn't find his cooking pot AND this caused him to fall into a blonde hunky rage BUT the females swooned anyway AND one of them fell headfirst into the missing cooking pot and went stumbling around blindly with it stuck on her head BUT she used dishwashing liquid to get it off AND the hunky blonde guy was amazed at her stunning beauty which had been hidden beneath grime and gravy BUT she loved another AND her love happened to be Clarissa's best friend who was waging the kryptonite/marshmellow war with the pixies without knowing that the ghost had taken over Clarissa's body BUT Clarissa broke her leg AND this greatly discomfitted the ghost AND it decided to leave, so Clarissa collapsed in a sad heap BUT the heap into which she had collapsed was a bunch of old clothes which was so full of organic matter and had been neglected so long that it had developed a mind of its own and resented being collapsed upon AND as it began to envelop her she cried out to her best friend Alex who happened to be battling marshmellows on the other side of the street BUT the stickiness of the marshmellows preventing him from rendering assistance  

[Sita Harker]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment AND used all the debris to cook them all a fine tasty ragout BUT he couldn't find his cooking pot AND this caused him to fall into a blonde hunky rage BUT the females swooned anyway AND one of them fell headfirst into the missing cooking pot and went stumbling around blindly with it stuck on her head BUT she used dishwashing liquid to get it off AND the hunky blonde guy was amazed at her stunning beauty which had been hidden beneath grime and gravy BUT she loved another AND her love happened to be Clarissa's best friend who was waging the kryptonite/marshmellow war with the pixies without knowing that the ghost had taken over Clarissa's body BUT Clarissa broke her leg AND this greatly discomfitted the ghost AND it decided to leave, so Clarissa collapsed in a sad heap BUT the heap into which she had collapsed was a bunch of old clothes which was so full of organic matter and had been neglected so long that it had developed a mind of its own and resented being collapsed upon AND as it began to envelop her she cried out to her best friend Alex who happened to be battling marshmellows on the other side of the street BUT the stickiness of the marshmellows preventing him from rendering assistance AND they were melted so backup gram crackers were arriving

 

[beaulolais]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment AND used all the debris to cook them all a fine tasty ragout BUT he couldn't find his cooking pot AND this caused him to fall into a blonde hunky rage BUT the females swooned anyway AND one of them fell headfirst into the missing cooking pot and went stumbling around blindly with it stuck on her head BUT she used dishwashing liquid to get it off AND the hunky blonde guy was amazed at her stunning beauty which had been hidden beneath grime and gravy BUT she loved another AND her love happened to be Clarissa's best friend who was waging the kryptonite/marshmellow war with the pixies without knowing that the ghost had taken over Clarissa's body BUT Clarissa broke her leg AND this greatly discomfitted the ghost AND it decided to leave, so Clarissa collapsed in a sad heap BUT the heap into which she had collapsed was a bunch of old clothes which was so full of organic matter and had been neglected so long that it had developed a mind of its own and resented being collapsed upon AND as it began to envelop her she cried out to her best friend Alex who happened to be battling marshmellows on the other side of the street BUT the stickiness of the marshmellows preventing him from rendering assistance AND they were melted so backup gram crackers were arriving BUT they were soggy from all the summer humidity  

[Lady Whispers]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment AND used all the debris to cook them all a fine tasty ragout BUT he couldn't find his cooking pot AND this caused him to fall into a blonde hunky rage BUT the females swooned anyway AND one of them fell headfirst into the missing cooking pot and went stumbling around blindly with it stuck on her head BUT she used dishwashing liquid to get it off AND the hunky blonde guy was amazed at her stunning beauty which had been hidden beneath grime and gravy BUT she loved another AND her love happened to be Clarissa's best friend who was waging the kryptonite/marshmellow war with the pixies without knowing that the ghost had taken over Clarissa's body BUT Clarissa broke her leg AND this greatly discomfitted the ghost AND it decided to leave, so Clarissa collapsed in a sad heap BUT the heap into which she had collapsed was a bunch of old clothes which was so full of organic matter and had been neglected so long that it had developed a mind of its own and resented being collapsed upon AND as it began to envelop her she cried out to her best friend Alex who happened to be battling marshmellows on the other side of the street BUT the stickiness of the marshmellows preventing him from rendering assistance AND they were melted so backup gram crackers were arriving BUT they were soggy from all the summer humidity AND it was that very sogginess that dissolved the marshmellows just enough to set Alex free to run to Clarissa's aid  

[Jedi Knight26]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment AND used all the debris to cook them all a fine tasty ragout BUT he couldn't find his cooking pot AND this caused him to fall into a blonde hunky rage BUT the females swooned anyway AND one of them fell headfirst into the missing cooking pot and went stumbling around blindly with it stuck on her head BUT she used dishwashing liquid to get it off AND the hunky blonde guy was amazed at her stunning beauty which had been hidden beneath grime and gravy BUT she loved another AND her love happened to be Clarissa's best friend who was waging the kryptonite/marshmellow war with the pixies without knowing that the ghost had taken over Clarissa's body BUT Clarissa broke her leg AND this greatly discomfitted the ghost AND it decided to leave, so Clarissa collapsed in a sad heap BUT the heap into which she had collapsed was a bunch of old clothes which was so full of organic matter and had been neglected so long that it had developed a mind of its own and resented being collapsed upon AND as it began to envelop her she cried out to her best friend Alex who happened to be battling marshmellows on the other side of the street BUT the stickiness of the marshmellows preventing him from rendering assistance AND they were melted so backup gram crackers were arriving BUT they were soggy from all the summer humidity AND it was that very sogginess that dissolved the marshmellows just enough to set Alex free to run to Clarissa's aid BUT Alex suddenly slipped on a random patch of ice that showed up out of nowhere  

[beaulolais]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment AND used all the debris to cook them all a fine tasty ragout BUT he couldn't find his cooking pot AND this caused him to fall into a blonde hunky rage BUT the females swooned anyway AND one of them fell headfirst into the missing cooking pot and went stumbling around blindly with it stuck on her head BUT she used dishwashing liquid to get it off AND the hunky blonde guy was amazed at her stunning beauty which had been hidden beneath grime and gravy BUT she loved another AND her love happened to be Clarissa's best friend who was waging the kryptonite/marshmellow war with the pixies without knowing that the ghost had taken over Clarissa's body BUT Clarissa broke her leg AND this greatly discomfitted the ghost AND it decided to leave, so Clarissa collapsed in a sad heap BUT the heap into which she had collapsed was a bunch of old clothes which was so full of organic matter and had been neglected so long that it had developed a mind of its own and resented being collapsed upon AND as it began to envelop her she cried out to her best friend Alex who happened to be battling marshmellows on the other side of the street BUT the stickiness of the marshmellows preventing him from rendering assistance AND they were melted so backup gram crackers were arriving BUT they were soggy from all the summer humidity AND it was that very sogginess that dissolved the marshmellows just enough to set Alex free to run to Clarissa's aid BUT Alex suddenly slipped on a random patch of ice that showed up out of nowhere BUT the slipperiness carried him quickly right to Clarissa's side  

[Lady Whispers]

Clarissa was walking down the street with her dog, AND she saw her math teacher on the other side of the road AND at the exact same moment, she stumbled over a rock, throwing papers everywhere and letting go of her dog. Her math teacher saw this AND died of a heart attack because she was so old BUT her spirit remained in the school to haunt her students who didn't do their homework BUT she was kicked out by Old Man Muffin (the ghost of an evil muffin long since eaten) AND since she had no where else to go, she decided to haunt a toilet BUT she was pushed out of the toilet by a very upset Moaning Myrtle AND so she decided to follow Clarissa home, living in her dog's body AND decided to get revenge on Clarissa BUT this was not going to be as easy as she thought because Clarissa didn't believe in ghosts AND so she first had to get Clarissa stoned AND the good news (for The Ghost, anyway) is that Clarissa is a hemophiliac (someone who's blood doesn't clot) AND so the ghost pulled a Robin Hood and tried to bleed her to death BUT since the ghost was inhabiting a dog's body it did not have thumbs so it had a lot of trouble using a bow and arrows AND so she logically decided to call all the vampyric domestic household pets in the county to her aid BUT unfortunately they were busy taking care of a domestic disturbance involving one hundred rabid rabbits AND so she used the power of true love for a fairy prince to demolish her enemies BUT He true love did not love her so her enemies could not be destroyed. She began a plot to take over the world which involved inhabiting a different body, so she took over Clarissa AND she forced Clarissa to sing crazy folk songs while strumming an out of tune banjo AND telling anyone nearby all Clarissa's deapest, random secrets (the real Clarissa would have turned blue from embaressment) BUT no one could tell, because the only one who would have realized that it was not the real Clarissa was her best friend, and he was out-of-state AND wasn't expected back for three days AND was actually lost in the woods, but anyway, he couldn't help because the plan was already in action BUT suddenly he returned armed with Kryptonite and a sack of mashmellows AND proceeded to wage war against the devilish little pixies that had held him prisoner in the woods BUT the pixies were one step ahead of him, allying themselves with their rivals, the gnomes BUT the gnomes werent very happy to be involved in the marshmallow/kryptonite war AND started talking about deserting BUT the fairies got the drop on them and snowed them in under a sea of marshmallows BUT they were saved by giant Butterflies who took them to Batman's secret lair AND put them in large hot tubs AND tickled their feet with feathers BUT they were unable to get the location of Elvis AND their car broke down BUT they were all happy of that because the car was an old, stupid, horse-drawn carriage AND the horses old and tired anyway BUT they told the gnomes the location of Gondolin before they died AND the gnomes got into a huge debate about whether to attack Gondolin or Nargothrond first AND argued long into the night while the moon gazed disapprovingly down on them AND finally the man in the moon came down to them and told them he was tired and going to bed and if they didn't make up their minds before he did, they would get neither of their choices, AND they all shut upBUT continued thinking very mean thoughts in their heads AND the littlest gnome started to cry because he couldnt find his Elvis doll BUT the eldest found it and gave it to him whereupon he said suavely "thank you, thank you very much" AND the eldest got very creeped out AND wondered if the little guy was really channeling the King BUT then he realised that was impossible because he hadn't eaten pasta that day AND so they both improvised an excellent duet of Heartbreak Hotel BUT the unapreciative crowd which had formed (impromtu) booed AND pelted them with squirrels, (o') possums, pig's feet, pig's ears, sweet potatoes, turnip greens and cornbread BUT the hunky blonde hero on the horse cam in and stopped the vegetable bombardment AND used all the debris to cook them all a fine tasty ragout BUT he couldn't find his cooking pot AND this caused him to fall into a blonde hunky rage BUT the females swooned anyway AND one of them fell headfirst into the missing cooking pot and went stumbling around blindly with it stuck on her head BUT she used dishwashing liquid to get it off AND the hunky blonde guy was amazed at her stunning beauty which had been hidden beneath grime and gravy BUT she loved another AND her love happened to be Clarissa's best friend who was waging the kryptonite/marshmellow war with the pixies without knowing that the ghost had taken over Clarissa's body BUT Clarissa broke her leg AND this greatly discomfitted the ghost AND it decided to leave, so Clarissa collapsed in a sad heap BUT the heap into which she had collapsed was a bunch of old clothes which was so full of organic matter and had been neglected so long that it had developed a mind of its own and resented being collapsed upon AND as it began to envelop her she cried out to her best friend Alex who happened to be battling marshmellows on the other side of the street BUT the stickiness of the marshmellows preventing him from rendering assistance AND they were melted so backup gram crackers were arriving BUT they were soggy from all the summer humidity AND it was that very sogginess that dissolved the marshmellows just enough to set Alex free to run to Clarissa's aid BUT Alex suddenly slipped on a random patch of ice that showed up out of nowhere BUT the slipperiness carried him quickly right to Clarissa's side AND only her head and right arm were free of the organic-matter-filled-clothes-pile as she reached desperatly for Alex BUT there was sufficient marshmallowish stickiness around that they bonded instantly in an entirely physical and nonemotional way AND because of the curious properties of the organic pile, the marshmellow chemically reacted to it and it evaporated, leaving only Clarissa and Alex