The Corrupted Wish Game

[TillxGone]

{ Everyday I wake up, I choose Love, I choose Light }
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And I try it's too easy just to fall apart:
Granted but it then collapses and you lose all of that stuff.

I wish for a new eyeshadow pallet.

{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}  

[Encarton]

Granted, but you are deadly allergic to something in the eyeshadow, the casing fails, and the mirror shatters.

I wish for a light bulb.  

[TillxGone]

Granted but when you screw in the new lightbulb, your building's electricity fails.

I wish for a coconut.  

[Encarton]

Granted, however the entire thing is rotten and filled with maggots.

I wish for flashlight.  

[TillxGone]

Granted but it doesn't work when you need it the most.

I wish for yarn.  

[BonkChan]

Granted, thousands of cats will kill you for the single ball of yarn

I wish to fly.  

[Encarton]

Granted but you can't control it and you fly upwards and disappear...

I wish for a thermonuclear reactor.  

[TillxGone]

Ί ℒess ℑhan ℑhree Ύou.ღ

[Granted but it is just a picture of it...a very tiny picture.

I wish for the full seasons box set of House M.D.] ღღ

 

[Encarton]

Granted but all the disks are completely scratched through and destroyed as well as the rest of the packaging.

I wish for Tilly to give me a hug!  

[TillxGone]

Ί ℒess ℑhan ℑhree Ύou.ღ

[Granted but it was a Tilly fake.

I wish for a glass of water.] ღღ

 

[Encarton]

Granted but it was filled with deadly bacterium and a couple of virus.

I wish for a fancy ring to give to Tilly. >3  

[TillxGone]

{ And there’ll be sun sun sun. All over our bodies. And sun sun sun }
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All down our necks And sun sun sun All over our faces:
Granted but she rejects the ring and throws it at you.

I wish for sexy time. ;D

{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}  

[Encarton]

Granted but it is with horribly un-sexy people who you don't know or care for.

I wish I didn't have to make another wish.  

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted. You die.

I wish I stop having stage fright.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[Encarton]

Granted, but you are now a male stripper who is paid poorly and makes few tips.

I wish for a vowel.