The Corrupted Wish Game

[xXx_dark-nekofear_xXx]

You give me butterflies

Granted, however, you are now being stalked by a clingy, old man named Jim.
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I wish I had a snow leopard!

You had me at hello

 

[TillxGone]

Granted but, it attacks you and is an abusive pet.

Wish for myself to not be ill anymore.

 

[CelestialChaos]

Granted. You are no longer ill because you died. D=

I wish to be a solar sail.

 

[TillxGone]

Granted, but the sun overheats you and then you burn.

I wish for a single feather.  

[Encarton]

Granted but it is a completely ruined feather.

I wish for a super computer.  

[TillxGone]

Granted but it's so super that you have no idea how to turn it on.

I wish for a new purse.  

[Encarton]

     Granted, but it's made from human flesh (and you can still see a face in it O_o)

I wish for a nice relaxed life.  

[TillxGone]

Granted but your relax life pays with huge consequences as all of your friends and family are sacrificed for your wish to be granted.

I wish for a super hero cape.  

[Encarton]

     Granted but it gets caught on the back of a moving vehicle while you are wearing it and... you don't survive to say the least.

I wish for an apple.  

[TillxGone]

Granted but it was a rock solid apple and so you break your teeth.

I wish for unlimited minutes.  

[Encarton]

     Granted but you never have service.

I wish for real life pokemon.  

[TillxGone]

Granted but they eat you.

I wish for an iPod  

[Encarton]

     Granted but it explodes when you attempt to use it.

I wish for all the ladies. x3  

[SapphireSara3]

>>

Granted, but they are all stuffed animals.

I wish that I could decide on which colleges I want to apply to.

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[Encarton]

     Granted however none of them accept you.
(I say just apply to a bunch, ones you want, ones you don't so much, etc. If you can that is. Better chances. After all even if a college accepts you you don't have to go to it. [also... rit!])

I wish I could have an extra-dimensional storage space.