The Corrupted Wish Game

[TillxGone]

Granted but, you get an F for it still.

I wish for my bike to come home to me.

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

[Thats not very supportive. especially seeing as I just finished it forreal. Great..now I think I'm going to fail....]

Granted, your bike indeed comes home but it turns out it had an Allspark fragment in it and it turns into a Decepticon and kills everyone.

I wish I could go so the new X-men movie when it comes out.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

[ Ah relax. I'm sure you'll get a fine and dandy grade. :] ]

Granted, you go and watch the movie in 3-D but, here's the thing. They actually pull you into the movie and you get powers and such but, you die in the most embarrassing way that people laugh and laugh on and on for a long time. They would still continue to laugh once the movie comes out on DVD.

I wish for the stamina to run longer distances.

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, you gain the stamina to do so but you lose the physical requirements AKA You lose your legs.

I wish my Icecream would teleport to my hand.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

Granted but, the ice cream melt fast in your hand, giving you no chance of actually eating it.

I wish for a new binder.

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

[Sadly, that wouldn't stop me from slurping up he liquidated form]

Granted bit is cheap and falls apart as soon as you try to put anything in it.

I wish for a car.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

{ Everyday I wake up, I choose Love, I choose Light }
{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}

And I try it's too easy just to fall apart:
Granted, you get own the world's smallest car and every girl that sees you driving it laugh at you like crazy. World's smallest car.

I wish for a plan to stop my procrastination.

{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}  

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

[130 pounds?! I can freakin' pick that car up lol!!]

Granted, everything that you have to do explodes into confetti. No more objectives no more procrastination.

I wish I could meet some cool people on the Cruise.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

Slow it down
Make it stop
Or else my heart is going to pop

{Granted, but the cool people you meet soon turn out to be terrorist who then take you as hostage and kill you.

I wish for 1k+ of starburst wrappers. :3}

'Cause it's too much
Yeah, it's a lot
To be something I'm not

 

[Zteid]

Granted, but as soon as you get over 1,000 wrappers, your house catches on fire, destroying them all.
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I wish that. . . I didn't have homework over summer.

 

[TillxGone]

{ And there’ll be sun sun sun. All over our bodies. And sun sun sun }
{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}

All down our necks And sun sun sun All over our faces:
Granted but, seeing that you didn't have homework during the summer, it's added on to the homework you get during the school year.

I wish for an extended weekend.

{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}  

[ananima]

.:: Granted, but you're grounded. ::.

.:: I wish I have a watermelon. ::.

 

[TillxGone]

{ Everyday I wake up, I choose Love, I choose Light }
{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}

And I try it's too easy just to fall apart:
Granted, a watermelon falls on your head.

I wish for more rice. :]

{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}  

[SapphireSara3]

>>

Granted, but you only get a few grains.

I wish that my laptop would work again.

<<

 

[Spirit-senpai Albarn]

What's the point of instruments?

Granted, but it now randomly smokes and sparks.

I wish I could go back to the sixties.

Words are a sawed off shotgun.