## I WANT A DIVORCE ##

[Gold Marra]

I want a divorce... because you slaughtered and inocent goat just so you had a hat.  

[Midnight Goddess Luna]

I want a divorce because I don't like the bright purple colors. they hurt my eyes  

[n7aphasia]

Midnight Goddess Luna

I want a divorce because she's on a moon and I'm not

I'm a guy... 4laugh

I want a divorce because u think I'm a girl. 4laugh  

[Crystal Void]

I want a divorce because you look too much like a girl for a guy. You should ether start being a girl or stop looking like one. I can swing ether way.  

[Holy Zero XII]

I want a divorce because you scared me.... kind of.  

[Sadistic Rainbows]

I want a divorce because you're only a little scared.  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

I want a divorce 'cause you smoke and I don't.  

[Gold Marra]

I want a divorce because I was drunk when I married you.  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

I want a divorce because you implied someone would have to be drunk to want to marry me.  

[Gold Marra]

I want a divorce because you missunderstand me!  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

I want a divorce 'cause you're misunderstood.  

[Gold Marra]

I want a divorce 'cause you don't try to understand me!  

[Jade Gale]

I want a divorce because you're a dark elf and I'm............ Oh right..... Nerver mind.  

[Holy Zero XII]

I want a divorce because...... um..... You know what. I ran out of reasons.  

[SuperGirl498]

i want a devoice because you need a shirt and u look stupid with red hair