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New RN's. How bout it?
I desire to serve the Mistress and her ladies unconditionally
22%
 22%  [ 10 ]
I just want a drink
35%
 35%  [ 16 ]
Say What?
24%
 24%  [ 11 ]
Oh gawd. How am I going to walk in those heels?
17%
 17%  [ 8 ]
Total Votes : 45


ThisEmptySoul

Sarcastic Punk

PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:11 am


*after sitting down to a late lunch with Ryzan, he tells him he's going out for a while, grabbing a bottle of white shoe polish and stuffing it into his pocket first. To his relief, Ryzan doesn't follow him to the foyer to see him out, so he pulls on some tight gloves and takes the invisibility potion first as a back up to his own hiding ability. Tucking the empty vial back into his vest, he exits their quarters, hidden.

He sneaks down the corridor to the big red double doors and kneels down on the floor, getting out his lockpicks and proceeding to pick the lock. So far, his own hiding ability should have everything covered so the cameras would see nothing. He's not sure just how long it takes for Liada's potion to kick in and forgot to ask before she left, but he assumes it wouldn't take too long and his own ability might just be enough for what he has planned. It's just hard to say since he hasn't exactly used it for this purpose before. sweatdrop

Once he's got the doors unlocked, he slips in. He's sure to keep his steps from making any sound in case anyone home is a light sleeper, or happened to wake up early. Remembering where the bedroom is from when Psyzapp took him down here before, he goes straight there. Extra care is used when opening the bedroom door, as this is where things are going to start becoming much more tricky. It pops open just slightly at first, similar to how a door would if it wasn't quite closed completely and was pushed open by a draft. Very slowly, he eases it open in intervals, taking a peek inside when there's enough space to. Hopefully Psyzapp and Dougherty weren't staying at the mansion right now because it would make him feel pretty stupid to have gone through this kind of trouble just to find they weren't there stare

Thankfully, he finds Dougherty there at least, but isn't sure why it's just him. It makes him wonder if Psyzapp has woken up and is wandering around somewhere. He keeps easing open the door until there's just barely enough room for him to slip through, then takes a look around the room, seeing if the groom's outfit for the ceremony later was sitting out in any obvious fashion or if he was going to have to search that monster of a closet for it gonk

Soon, he finds a garment bag draped over the back of one of the chairs and assumes that's the tux. He sneaks over and checks around the chair for anything else and soon finds a larger than normal shoe box by the foot. Carefully kneeling and keeping alert of his surroundings, he lifts up the lid to find a nice pair of men's dress shoes inside, polished to a pristine shine and sitting on their heels rather than their sides, likely to prevent possible scuffing or scraping from the box. Jackpot, he thinks to himself. ninja

He eyes Dougherty, making sure he's still asleep and also looks around the room for any other movement in the chance that Psyzapp is lingering about, then cautiously takes the shoes out and flips them over. Keeping his eyes on Dougherty and listening closely for any nearby sounds, he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the shoe polish, shaking it up as quietly as he can manage and then holding it upside down for a few moments. He does one last check around the room before uncapping the bottle and proceeding to scrawl "
help me" on the bottoms of the shoes as best as he can with a tool that wasn't really meant for writing. This is the part he wasn't sure would still be covered by his own abilities, but he's pretty sure he's still invisible. It's kind of hard to tell when it's yourself, though stressed

When finished, he recaps the bottle and places the shoes back into the box exactly how he found them, replacing the lid and everything. The slight heel should give it enough space to dry without smearing, and also keep it clean enough to read when the bride and groom take communion ninja

He tucks the shoe polish back into his pocket and then sneaks back out, quietly closing the bedroom door behind him. Before exiting Psyzapp's quarters, he's sure to lock the door again, though nothing can be done about the deadbolt without locking it from the outside. He hopes either they'll be too busy to notice the deadbolt was unlocked or will just exit out the back when they do leave.

His task accomplished, he sneaks back to his own quarters.*
PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:22 am


*wakes up pinned to her bed AGAIN*
User Image stare
I'm seriously going to need to hurt her....
*turns in toward the the overbearing body and whispers softly at QSXII*
Hey, hello there, wakey wakey sleepyhead.
*as soon as he opens his eyes she growls at him, very much like Leko does*
OUT! scream
And stop smothering me if you're going to stay here! scream
And did you really need to put your weapon through my door?
You're supernatural creatures for crying out loud!
Who's going to burst in...

*remembers the Vamp/Angel next door stressed *
Never mind Just OUT!!
*continues screaming loudly in his face until he gets all his things and leaves*
I wonder if she picks the holy order because I can't rightly do anything about it.
Cunning demon succubus..... stare

*finding herself completely indecent, tosses a robe on until her dress arrives for the evening*
*heads up into the bar and makes herself a double shot with corn whiskey* stressed
*the weird green rabbit things come out of the wood work and run around under her robe*
I need a vacation gonk
*focuses on seeing Nei tonight and drinks her coffee*

lady ayami chan

Virtuous Saint


MiroIsBored

Adorable Cleric

PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:55 am


:: hops in through the front door ::
Miro is ready for cake! blaugh
PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:26 am


User Image Who is having cake? User Image

lady ayami chan

Virtuous Saint


MiroIsBored

Adorable Cleric

PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:29 am


Miro is having cake! mrgreen
Maybe not right now though sweatdrop Miro heard there were people tying the knot today, and knot tying means cake 3nodding
PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:33 am


Oh right,
very true...

*sighs and feels the corn whiskey kicking in*

lady ayami chan

Virtuous Saint


MiroIsBored

Adorable Cleric

PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:40 am


Bunnies!!
:: skips over to the angel lady and picks up one of the green bunny things ::
This one reminds Miro of Draa.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:42 am


They are 10 times weirder than Draa.... stare
But yes please attached them to you.
They talk a lot talk2hand

lady ayami chan

Virtuous Saint


MiroIsBored

Adorable Cleric

PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:50 am


I don't know.... Draa is pretty weird sometimes. This morning, Miro heard him in the bathroom whining, "It burns! It burns!" Miro doesn't know why he was lighting things on fire in there confused
Did you know that fire is hot?
Is it? surprised
It's very hot.
Neato.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:05 am


*tries to pawn the other one off on Miro as well*
Is Draa okay? User Image
He has a sensitive heart you know. User Image

lady ayami chan

Virtuous Saint


MiroIsBored

Adorable Cleric

PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:15 am


Miro didn't see any burn marks on him or fire damage in the bathroom, so Miro thinks he's okay... at least physically sweatdrop
Did you know that women are more susceptible to mental illness than men?
Did you know that men tend to have shorter life spans than women?
PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:24 am


((you're going to kill me with that rofl ))

confused *is happy to be rid of those weird little things
if only for a little while*
Well that is odd then..
I wonder what was causing him the burning sensation User Image

lady ayami chan

Virtuous Saint


MiroIsBored

Adorable Cleric

PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:48 am


Maybe he's burning with eagerness for cake! blaugh
Did you know cake started out as fancy bread?
Miro likes fancy things. 3nodding They're fancy blaugh
Did you know that people that are redundant often repeat themselves?
PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 9:55 am


*wonders if these particular rabbits can be used in Psy's Rabbit dish* User Image
I'm not sure that is something you shout about burning over... User Image

lady ayami chan

Virtuous Saint


MiroIsBored

Adorable Cleric

PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:02 am


I suppose it is kind of strange to be talking about your burning eagerness for cake in the bathroom....
Did you know that burning urination is called dysuria?
Did you know that burning ejaculation is called odynorgasmia?
Miro doesn't understand what that has to do with the conversation gonk
Did you know the word "naive" isn't in the dictionary?
No way surprised Miro should look that up next time she finds a dictionary 3nodding
Did you know "Evian" is "naive" spelled backwards?
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