___ ways to annoy your band director

[chellybear10]

random people playing the percussion equipment after pactice. it annoys me 2! sweatdrop  

[Zoysia]

I don't know if any of these have been said yet, but...

*when the director tells u to do something ask "what?" or "huh?"

*make animal noises when the director is talking

*forget your reeds

*(for flutes) play the really high C when the director is trying to talk

*(for trumpets) don't oil your valves for a long time so they stick when play them and say you forgot to bring your valve oil so you will have to borrow some from the director

*when a section of the band isn't playing their part of the song right or are not there to play it, sing it for them (i like this 1!!! some1 in my band does this lol)  

[saphiradoragon91]

SummerTwilight789

*when a section of the band isn't playing their part of the song right or are not there to play it, sing it for them (i like this 1!!! some1 in my band does this lol)

I do that all the time. ^_^  

[Beatellicle]

Play with his baton.  

[Neo Hiro]

Pull out nerf gun, aim for his/her forehead, pull the trigger and run for your life....

(couple of the juniors in my band did this all at once... rofl )  

[xkarasu_donox]

Well, Mr.church will be surprised with all the things ive learned over spring break. XD

Also, Try looking at the director the whole time and not your music.
You could also try making faces at the same time  

[nightmare_nightangel]

we can just randomly start talking, or just start playing.  

[Twinkle Twats]

xwildeye jokersx

When practicing on the field and you're supposed to be at attention, run around swinging your clarinet wildly at a bee.

omg that happened to my flute friend
we were standing at attention and a bee was flying around her.she is TARAfyed of them. her name is tara  

[sasukesai_13]

Belle89

Some of what we have are...

pretend you're a fire alarm during long measures of rest

sit on a pillow during class and say it channels your creative energy when he wants to take it away

eat candy... offer him a piece

Have a conversation with the walls, give them names, when questioned tell him that you can't trust the ceiling so he's being shunned.

Put signs that say "musical focus exits here" by all the exits or not exits

Give him presents, things like My little ponies and his very own fart machine!

ha thats funny i would do that to my band director xp  

[Robbie_Jean]

I don't know if anyone has said it, but it gets them everytime; reverse the band. Put the sections on the opposite sies of where they would usually be. Everyone needs to get in on it though.

Also, chew gum a lot just before you play your instrument, then spit it our before practise. Pretend to stil be chewing the gum.  

[BMC-71]

put ur feet on the stand works everytime with ours  

[Finer Love]

well i play the t-bone and thre are only 3 other girls that play it so it kinda sucks anyways idk if anyone said this but during an unimportant test play all the wrong notes my bd yells at me its funny though then i get a smile on my face and he gets even more pissed off  

[DGofS]

if you are the only person in your section sit at a random place in the room. when told to go sit in your section calmly reply that you ARE your entire section so wherever you go you're always in your section  

[808man]

Play a different song when everyone starts. lol  

[frankieram5391]

Lol we tell him that 30 is old.. He is quite agreeable though for the most part... right now he has the chicken pox xD which is very strange