Suggestive Lines (*snicker*)

[Lenre Li]

Doctor Who, The Sound of the Drums:

Master: Doctor.
Doctor: Master.
Master: I like it when you use my name.

There was also a suggestive line later on in the same episode... but that one was more blunt. xd

Doctor/Master ftw, I say... oh.

JACK HARKNESS = FACE OF BOE?! O_O  

[Jiggery Pokery]

Lenre Li

Doctor Who, The Sound of the Drums:

Master: Doctor.
Doctor: Master.
Master: I like it when you say my name.

There was also a suggestive line later on in the same episode... but that one was more blunt. xd

Doctor/Master ftw, I say... oh.

JACK HARKNESS = FACE OF BOE?! O_O

The one that went:

Doctor: All we have is each other.
Master: Are you you asking me out on a date?

I love that episode. Doctor Who = Awesome.  

[Lenre Li]

Jiggery Pokery

Lenre Li

Doctor Who, The Sound of the Drums:

Master: Doctor.
Doctor: Master.
Master: I like it when you say my name.

There was also a suggestive line later on in the same episode... but that one was more blunt. xd

Doctor/Master ftw, I say... oh.

JACK HARKNESS = FACE OF BOE?! O_O

The one that went:

Doctor: All we have is each other.
Master: Are you you asking me out on a date?

I love that episode. Doctor Who = Awesome.

Yeah. xd I didn't feel like typing it.

Yesh, Doctor Who = awesome. heart  

[xhauntedsoulx]

i bring you news from summer school

ok so in my introduction to geometry class there are these two guys mark and zack(they both sit right behind me) and during class we were just working (i had finished and was just looking around)
i heard mark pratically purr to zack "your mine" i internally squealed and later after class was out and i was waiting for my mom to pick me up Mark walked over and shoved zack up against a wall and nibbled on his ear

greatest moment of my day
blaugh blaugh  

[EvFaerAshlynn]

Haha. So yesterday Bryce and I were playing Final Fantasy XII. And we were on the license board, and Bryce was gonna (finally) give Vaan the ability to use Syphon.

Bryce: "I know what Vaan's getting... the ability to suck! Magic!"
Me: "... Or p***s."
Bryce: "Well, yeah, there's that too."

rofl
The funny thing is, when I said it, I was on gamefaqs.com in one window and THIS GUILD in another.  

[KantanaAmaya]

Man, I wish my life had as many funny type references as ya'll. These are fun to read!
Although now I'm going to go back to school and see how many different references I can overhear.  

[User_2629207]

Rulin' ya universes...

I've just gone back to horrible school (DESPAIR! HIGH SCHOOL HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!) and this lovely statement was heard in Humanities class;

Hamish: "Eddie takes 40 minute showers every morning!"

And I'm thinkin'... "How does HE know that...?" xD But then, I got disturbing mental images.

...since 1992.

 

[Skizzors]

All from the The Authority, the BESTEST COMIC EVER.

Midnighter and Apollo, both male superheroes, are married.
Jenny is their adopted daughter.
Angie is another superhero. Female.


(they kiss, then Jenny wanders into the room.)
Apollo: Jenny Q!
Midnighter: Go back to bed, now.
Jenny: *climbs into their bed*
Midnighter: Your own bed.
Jenny: *leaves in a huff*
Apollo: Never thought I'd hear myself say this, but you're too hard on her. Too hard, period.
Midnighter: Not any more I'm not...

(talking about a monster.)
Jenny: It tried to eat Daddy Midnight?!
Angie: Yep -- leather pants and all!
Jenny & Angie: Yeugh!!
Angie: Who would ever want to eat Daddy Midnight?
Apollo: *pervy grin, raises an eyebrow*
Midnighter: Hey. Keep it clean.  

[User_2629207]

xD Hahaha my friend and I make Jokes like that all the time...
I've wanted to read the Authority for aaages, 'cause it seems AWESOME in many ways... I can't find it though sad Is there an anthology out there, I really wanna start... from the start...

Haha I have one that is REALLY disturbing.
My friend and I have been suspecting for a looong time that her dad is gay. And is dating his roomie. (he makes JAM. Come onnnn doesn't that make it obvious!?) anyway, the other day, this conversation came up;

my friend: I need a new blanket D: Can we get one like Simon's? It's so comfy! (she steals it sometimes)
her dad: yeah, it's really warm
her: D: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT!?

...it got awkward.  

[gabriellabella590]

OMG I've been reading all of these and they are amazing! I want to try and find some of my own now!

This isn't related to anime but, in The Other Boleyn Girl, which is a very sexual book, not only are there hints of George's homosexual activity, but there's also hints of incest between George and Anne!! It'd very scandalous and good. Way better than the movie

I'm off to find anime innuendos ^_^  

[gabriellabella590]

Found one!
It's a fan sub of Vampire Knight episode 1.

Fan 1: Aidou-sempai!! heart heart
Aidou: Bang!
Fan 2: Shoot me too! heart heart
*Fan girls crowd around*
Aidou: Bang! Bang! Yes! Bang bang bang!

A ha ha ha! Silly vampire  

[Skizzors]

Miss Sushii

I've wanted to read the Authority for aaages, 'cause it seems AWESOME in many ways... I can't find it though sad Is there an anthology out there, I really wanna start... from the start...

No.. sadly there isn't. D: Do what I did! Using the Wikipedia page as a checklist, BUY EVERYTHING. biggrin  

[AHKyle]

I was playing Grandia III today, and there's a scene where the kind of good/bad guy Raven has the bad guy Emelious pinned,

Raven: "We were going to create a peaceful new world! What happened to that Emelious?"
Emelious: "I have the power to do that,"
Raven: "Stop it! Emelious... My dearest ...*pause, cause other people are watching* friend..."

I was sitting there and I said to myself, "That's totally a Yaoi pairing enabling line. Rule 34, yadda yadda".  

[cheerybear3]

I'm not sure of any specific lines at the moment, but I'll try.
Hm... try watching Death Note episodes 17- about 23 or 24.
So... many yaoi fangirls were spawned by L's stupid yet brilliant idea.
rofl  

[alysael]

EvFaerAshlynn

Haha. So yesterday Bryce and I were playing Final Fantasy XII. And we were on the license board, and Bryce was gonna (finally) give Vaan the ability to use Syphon.

Bryce: "I know what Vaan's getting... the ability to suck! Magic!"
Me: "... Or p***s."
Bryce: "Well, yeah, there's that too."

rofl
The funny thing is, when I said it, I was on gamefaqs.com in one window and THIS GUILD in another.

Wow. What a coincidence XD I think I've heard of some suggestive lines... but I don't remember any at the moment X3 Your story = hilarious XD