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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 6:12 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:13 pm
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Funny quotes I got from: www.goodquotes.com "Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound." - Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl." - Bill Peterson, football coach
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer
"You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby." - Anonymous Manufacturer
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Charles De Gaulle, former French President
"Most lies about blondes are false." - Cincinnati Times-Star, headline
"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
"Can you get a ticket for running a stop sign that is not there?" - Driver school applicant
"I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity." - Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House
"We're going to move left and right at the same time." - Jerry Brown, Former Governor of California
"Permitted vehicles not allowed." - Road sign on US 27
"SAFETY FIRST: Please put on your seat belt - prepare for accident." - Sign on backseat of Taxi
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." - Terry Venables
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:26 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 12:59 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:05 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:06 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:08 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 1:09 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:02 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:35 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 7:42 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:30 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:34 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 8:37 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2006 9:00 pm
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