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10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can!
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans!
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor!
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty!
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound!
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Total Votes : 127

Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-8)

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:22 pm
Kay9214
ninja


The droid swipes at the man's ridiculous hat.

Kay9214 = 140
Droid = 85  
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 5 Total: 5 (1-8)
PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:24 pm
Kay9214
ninja ninja


The droid points at a spot on the wall to make the man look behind himself and punches the man in the face.

Kay9214 = 85
Droid = 85  

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-8)

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:25 pm
Kay9214
ninja ninja ninja


While the man is still recovering, the droid drops down and ties the man's shoelaces together.

Kay9214 = 85
Droid = 85  
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-8)
PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:29 pm
Purtie
Kay9214


The droid ducks, then pushes the confused, crippled alien over.

Purtie: 195
Droid: 250

Listens to droid quacking like a duck confused

Purtie = 195
droid = 195


The droid checks its vocabulator for errors and swipes at the woman's knees.

Purtie = 195
Droid = 85  

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-8)

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:30 pm
Purtie
confused still listening to duck sounds from droid

Purtie = 195
droid = 140



The droid comes around behind the woman and slashes at her spine.

Purtie = 195
Droid = 85  
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-8)
PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:31 pm
Purtie
All I hear is quacking confused

Purtie = 195
droid = 140



After missing twice, the droid decides it is, in fact, a duck. The droid drops to the ground, waddles side to side, and nips at the woman's toes.

Purtie = 140
Droid = 85  

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 6 Total: 6 (1-8)

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:35 pm
Nia Phoenix
Nia Phoenix: 195
Droid: 195

Gratefully she was able to dodge all his swings...she was thankful that apparently the spilled tea had somehow messed up the controls and this droid was losing power at odd moments. Taking advantage of the situation, she blasted him with lightning hoping to fry his circuits

Nia 195
Droid 140



The droid contained what it could of the electric shock from the girl's Force Lightning, suffering substantial damage while doing so, and released the reserve of energy on the girl when she got close enough.

Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 140  
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 2 Total: 2 (1-8)
PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:36 pm
Nia Phoenix
Nia 195
Droid 140

she watched for a moment as his control panel began to smoke...she rushed forward once again, igniting her light saber she swung.....


The droid grabbed at the girl's foot, flinging her up and on her back.

Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 140  

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 8 Total: 8 (1-8)

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:37 pm
Nia Phoenix
Nia 195
Droid 140

despite the obvious damage, the droid somehow managed to dodge her weapon, not giving up she swung again


The girl dodged too quickly with her fancy footwork. The droid swiped at the girl's feet to stop that from happening again.

Nia Phoenix = 85
Droid = 140  
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 2 Total: 2 (1-12)
PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:39 pm
gowie2
gaia_star Don't be scared, droid...


The droid remembered reading somewhere that the only way to destroy a zombie was to cut off its head. The droid swiped at the creature's head.

gowie2 = 10
Droid = 250  

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 5 Total: 5 (1-12)

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:41 pm
gowie2
gaia_star gaia_star Get back here so I can hit you. scream


The droid pondered for a fraction of a second the fact that this particular zombie might have been confused by its humanoid shape. What do zombies say when they chase after droids anyway? Processors *drool*?

gowie2 = 10
Droid = 250  
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 11 Total: 11 (1-12)
PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:43 pm
gowie2
gaia_star gaia_star gaia_star I'm cute and cuddly.... You don't have to be afraid. emotion_kirakira

My Current HP: 10

Droid's HP: 250


The droid decided to give the creature what it wanted. The droid pulled out the small brain of the creature and fed it to itself.

gowie2 = Stop eating yourself! Stop eating yourself!
Droid = 250  

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 2 Total: 2 (1-8)

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:47 pm
Felinophile
Kay9214
Felinophile
immediately attacks another MEDIUM droid

feln 250
droid 250195


The droid attacks the woman's poor math skills!

Felinophile: 195
Droid: 195

lucky shot stare


The droid draws an isosceles triangle across the woman's abdomen.

Felinophile = 195
Droid = 85  
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-8)
PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:49 pm
Felinophile
i'll show you who knows math with a couple of blows to the chops


Missing, the droid attempts to blow the woman's brain to pieces by discussing the fine points of quantum physics.

Felinophile = 140
Droid = 85  

Darth Daddicus
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 6 Total: 6 (1-8)

Darth Daddicus
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 11:52 pm
Felinophile
backs droid into corner

felin 195
droid 85 mrgreen


Having her trapped by drawing her into his corner, the droid asks the woman for the formula for figuring out the area of a sphere.

Felinophile = 85
Droid = 85  
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