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That reminds me of a hentai show I watched once. gonk

I received this in pm this morning.
Such a horrible way to start the day confused

I can barely comprehend anything in that PM. What is music made with "rums and chants?" Is that when someone gets drunk and sings?

No, it's totally serious, I'm almost certain of it. The saddest thing is that she's 24 (as her profile says...). I still have to get used to the concept that some people don't get any wiser as they get older.

I found her in the music forum in a thread about Loreena Mckennitt. I won't withhold her name because you can just find it through my post history xp "lol im so cool, am i rite?"

And later on in the evening we will be preforming the lesser summoning pentcle of the tentcle. Oh yes I assure you we are wiccans, cthuluian wiccans.

Hey, I just joined a Stereotyping Wicca coven.

First, Lady Galadriel Silver Tigress of Avalon gave a long-winded speech about magick, why it's important to use the 'k' so people know you're Serious Business, and why Pagans are smarter and more logical than any other religion.

Next, Grand Masta Hermes Triskadekawang spoke on the proper way to "sex a lady down" for the Hieros Gamos. I'm not sure about his uses of coconut oil. Or whether "this week's main b****" should have been in the Circle.

Immediately following, Svetlana Ashkavi Richenksha (aka Jane Dweiler) spoke about the wonders of discovering your G~ heritage. According to her, everyone's part G~ because "those people - I mean my people - were all over the place, and you know G~ women are...well...I mean, if they're anything like me..."

Magister Dragon Phoenix Wotan Cruxfire gave a rousing speech on the significance of color in ritual garb. Specifically, the significance of the color white. And pointed hoods. He then attempted to hang Grand Masta Hermes Triskadekawang.

After that, there was a rapid-fire discussion among Athena Spanakopita, Iesu Salvate, Batwing Heavenstear, and Tom Clancy (I swear that's his "ritual name") as to whether Greek Wicca, Christian Wicca, Satanist Wicca, or Atheist Wicca was the closest to the original Wicca. Tom Clancy won by channeling his namesake and delivering an eight-hundred page report on how early caveman Wiccans didn't originally believe in gods. It was a little dry, but the part where the T.Rex ate Grulg totally justifies making it into a movie.

Angus MacClaymore of the Highlands gave a long-winded speech on "reclaiming one's Irish heritage". Apparently the Morrigan is the entire world's patron goddess of whiskey. No one dares question him about his Scottish ritual name - he's got a katana that he swears was forged by Miyamoto Musashi, then blessed by Masamune and Hattori Hanzo. And we've seen him use it, too - he can spin that thing so fast that it goes right through the wall when his warrior spirit directs him to release his grip.

Then Grand Priestess Mater Superior closed and banished the ritual space by kicking us all out. I swear, when Lady Galadriel whatsername turns 18, I am so helping her move out of Mater Superior's basement. That was the coolest group of high school kids I ever hung out with.

(Many thanks to my Haitian friend Fritz who decided that the name for a black pagan porn star should be "Hermes Triskadekawang")

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