The Corrupted Wish Game

[TillxGone]

{ Everyday I wake up, I choose Love, I choose Light }
{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}

And I try it's too easy just to fall apart:
Granted but, you then again an odd foot fetish.

I wish to have the ability to talk to fish.

{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}  

[vietkieu]

Granted but you lose the ability to talk to humans

I wish my brother wasn't so asian scream

 

[Hippeaux]

vietkieu

Granted but you lose the ability to talk to humans

I wish my brother wasn't so asian scream

Granted, but instead of his Asianness he's now a maneating cricket named Fluffy. He eats your entire family.

I wish I had a dog...

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, you get the giant red dog named Clifford and he is evil and he eats you and you family.

I wish I had monster

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

Ί ℒess ℑhan ℑhree Ύou.ღ

Granted but, instead of the energy drink coming out of the can, a real monster does and eats joo. >:3

I wish for an extra pillow. ღღ

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, it is a pillow with my face on it and I eat your hair while you sleep.

I wish I had unlimited icecream.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

Ί ℒess ℑhan ℑhree Ύou.ღ

Granted but, you get really fat.

I wish for some top coat for my nails. ღღ

 

[The Teenage Screwup]

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< °°° questioning humanity °°° >




Granted, but your hands catch on fire.

I wish I have some Ibuprofen. gonk




There is no such word as loved.
Love has no past tense.
If you ever stop loving someone,
Then you never loved them in the first place.
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[TillxGone]

Granted but, it gives you major headaches.

I wish for the ability to beat all the asian people in my school via smartness.

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, but the CIA come and kidnaps you for you brain.

I wish misfortune upon this half-mexican in my school.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

++Everybody wants make a statement. Everybody needs to carve their mark.

● Granted but, you have to share the misfortune with this person.

I wish for a lot of waffles to rain upon the EFE Guild to cause great terror. ●

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, but the most terror they cause if giving people da itus.

I wish I was cool like the Assassin's Creed guy, Altair

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

++Everybody wants make a statement. Everybody needs to carve their mark.

● Granted but, even though you look cool, you don;t have any of his cool badass skills.

I wish for a Giftcard to Subway. ●

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, you are given a giftcard that has been stolen and when you try to use it you are imprisioned....(can you steal giftcards??)

I wish I hadn't injured three of my fingers playing football the other day.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode