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[Crystal Void]

Closer than you think.

Dude, where's my self control?  

[Eclipse Electus]

Far away from that bird.

Dude, where's my DSi?  

[Poisoned by Pandas]

I pawned it
Dude, where's my couch?  

[Crystal Void]

Dude, where's my bird?  

[Experiment number 13314]

Some blue catgirl ate it, you should kill her!

Duse, where's my tree?  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Some lumberjack guy chopped it down...I also helped him.

Dude, Where's my button?  

[The Delirium Trigger]

It got shipped out to serve in Iraq.

Dude... where's my gun?  

[Eclipse Electus]

Bat Man stold it and he shot and he missed. And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist.

Dude, Where's my machete?  

[Crystal Void]

Abraham Lincoln has it.

Dude, Where's Chuck Norris?  

[Atomsk81793]

Sleeping with the fishes.

Dude where's my snow apple?  

[Jade Gale]

Half eaten

Dude where's my frog?  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

Behind a french restaurant, legless.

Dude, where's my hot air balloon?  

[Crystal Void]

Dude, where's my golden snitch?  

[otakuspirit]

Up my nose. Please help.

Dude, where's my Christmas Tree?  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

A green guy in a santa suit stuffed it up the chimney.

Dude, where's my reindeer?