Corrupted Wish Game

[Crystal Void]

Granted...but your head explodes!

I wish for my head never to explode no matter what.  

[Gold Marra]

Granted, instead it implodes

I wish I had marbles  

[Holy Zero XII]

Granted but the explode as soon as you touch them.

I wish I could swim through Land.  

[urusai01]

Granted, but now you can't swim through water.

I wish I wasn't so bored that I'm resorting to Disney channel.

 

[Gold Marra]

Granted, now you're even more bored so you throw the remote through the TV...!

I wish I had more gold.  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

Granted, but now you have so much that you become a target for bandits.

I wish I had a ninja army wou will do everything I tell them to.  

[urusai01]

They would go on strike.

I wish I could fly! biggrin

 

[Lovely Dirt x3]

granted, but you get shot

wish i was immortal ninja

 

[Crystal Void]

Granted, but then you get very very bored.

I wish for peace of mind.  

[-l- Aoi Koneko -l-]

granted, but that piece makes you go insane

I wish i never had a misscarridge  

[sSs_Vampire_Prince_sSs]

granted, but now you can never have babies

I wish i was a vampire  

[Shin Long Omega]

Granted, butyou are hunted down and killed by a vampire slayer.

I wish for a cookie.  

[urusai01]

You'd choke on the cookie and die a slow painful death. 3nodding

I wish I had a job. neutral

 

[Shin Long Omega]

You work a 24 hour shift Sunday-Friday and a 20 hour shift Saturday. Enjoy your 4 hours off a week.

I wish for a 1-up mushroom from the Mario Bros. reality.  

[sSs_Vampire_Prince_sSs]

granted, but now your are stuck in the video game.

i wish for good grades.