The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Teenage Screwup]

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< °°° questioning humanity °°° >




Granted, but when he gets back, his house mysteriously bursts into flames with him in it.

I wish I had some sherbet.




There is no such word as loved.
Love has no past tense.
If you ever stop loving someone,
Then you never loved them in the first place.
• • •

 

[Ayersi]

.:. Granted but you get a brainfreeze
I vish I had a car .:.

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, as soon as you try to drive it the engine catches fire and the transmission goes out. You must pay 200k just to get it fixed.

I wish for baby dinasour.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[Ayersi]

.:. Granted but Aaron noms on you for stealing his child
I wish I can run the mile ; w; .:.

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, you die afterward. Sweet and simple.

I wish I had dreadlocks xD

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

Granted but people mistake you for a Jamaican and keep asking you for rum.

I wish for some chewing gum.

The Dino Has Spoken

 

[The Teenage Screwup]

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< °°° questioning humanity °°° >




Granted, but you get detention for chewing gum during..class or something.

I wish I had money.




There is no such word as loved.
Love has no past tense.
If you ever stop loving someone,
Then you never loved them in the first place.
• • •

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

Granted but the only thing you can do with it is pay for ugly men to lick your hair.

I wish for a ninja.

The Dino Has Spoken

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, a fat ninja grows out of your armpit and drag you around for the rest of your life.

I wish for scary monkeys

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

[Granted, they scare you for the rest of your life.

I wish for a Belanova Cd. ]  

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, its nothing but orgasms by the band (disturbing)

I wish for my homework to finish itself.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

[Granted, you then get proclaimed to be the laziest person alive and failed at life.

I wish for a talking potatoe. ]  

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, they talk so rapidly that you can't stand it and when you try to get rid of them they become violent and begin to hold you hostage just so they can talk for hours and hours on end right in your ear.

I wish for my friend to stop being a b word.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

[Granted but, now your friend is an a word.

I wish for keychain rings. ]  

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, giant rings with key like chains hanging off of them roll through your neighborhood and smash everything.

I wish I knew how to draw feet better

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode