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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:00 pm
Byaggha Haddie is a cutie! biggrin She is. She has spunk too! Now I just have to learn to drive stick... saint dreya :my best friend, who's patron is Macha, is having twins. I'll be surprised if she doesn't get whisked into a froth over toddlers going in opposite directions. Quote: the former "Senior Druid" of my grove, who i ran against for Treasurer, is publicly demeaning my capacity as officer and my financial reports. Thought about flyting him? Quote: my grandfather, who just lost his 3rd wife, called my grandmother to ask her what she thought of getting back together, after 19 years divorced. Cute.
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:24 pm
TeaDidikai I'll be surprised if she doesn't get whisked into a froth over toddlers going in opposite directions. lol TeaDidikai Thought about flyting him? haven't found the best way, yet. he hasn't said it within earshot of myself, and if he says something again in front of who he did, he'll get a faceful. i think the listener was just shocked. all i could say to my grandmother was "well, it took a while, but he finally did come crawling back". which promptly sent her into giggles.
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:31 pm
Celeblin Galadeneryn TeaDidikai Sir William Black Deoridhe Sir William Black That's good, since Inari can, as I mentioned above, kick Odin's eyepatched arse in a bar fight. In his DREAMs, maybe. No, Inari would win. And Odin would cry because he got beaten up by a woman. blaugh Only to find out that Odin was feigning weakness in order to throw a mug of mead into Inari's eyes and beat the living s**t out of Him/Her/It. Additionally, does Odin get to bring his pets? Because I don't want to be on the wrong side of those wolves. Oh, if Odin gets wolves, then Inari gets, you know, the entire Kitsune race. And, just for reference, Le Moru the Destroyer is a Kitsune. Game, set, match to Inari-kamisama.
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Posted: Thu Aug 14, 2008 10:42 pm
Sir William Black Celeblin Galadeneryn TeaDidikai Sir William Black Deoridhe Sir William Black That's good, since Inari can, as I mentioned above, kick Odin's eyepatched arse in a bar fight. In his DREAMs, maybe. No, Inari would win. And Odin would cry because he got beaten up by a woman. blaugh Only to find out that Odin was feigning weakness in order to throw a mug of mead into Inari's eyes and beat the living s**t out of Him/Her/It. Additionally, does Odin get to bring his pets? Because I don't want to be on the wrong side of those wolves. Oh, if Odin gets wolves, then Inari gets, you know, the entire Kitsune race. And, just for reference, Le Moru the Destroyer is a Kitsune. Game, set, match to Inari-kamisama. except the Kitsunes would be distracted by all the shinies that Hunnin and Munnin kept dropping from the skies. xd couldn't resist.
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:39 am
saint dreya Sir William Black Celeblin Galadeneryn TeaDidikai Sir William Black No, Inari would win. And Odin would cry because he got beaten up by a woman. blaugh Only to find out that Odin was feigning weakness in order to throw a mug of mead into Inari's eyes and beat the living s**t out of Him/Her/It. Additionally, does Odin get to bring his pets? Because I don't want to be on the wrong side of those wolves. Oh, if Odin gets wolves, then Inari gets, you know, the entire Kitsune race. And, just for reference, Le Moru the Destroyer is a Kitsune. Game, set, match to Inari-kamisama. except the Kitsunes would be distracted by all the shinies that Hunnin and Munnin kept dropping from the skies. xd couldn't resist. Nevermind that death doesn't exactly phase Odin. And he has two wolves. Two. And two ravens. Two. Wtf, ALL foxes? If you get the entire fox race, we get his portion of the the einherjar. Things not looking so good. AND, if he does die, Vidarr gets called on the scene. Which is going to result in a whole lot of hurt for their bottom jaw.
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 8:25 am
In the end, it's a moot point.
YHVH walks on the scene, proclaims he is the only real god in existence, and Odin and Inari disappear into a puff of nothingness, because as every good pagan knows- there is no such thing as objective truth and your subjective opinions shape reality.
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:15 am
TeaDidikai In the end, it's a moot point. YHVH walks on the scene, proclaims he is the only real god in existence, and Odin and Inari disappear into a puff of nothingness, because as every good pagan knows- there is no such thing as objective truth and your subjective opinions shape reality. To further end the dispute: I have a babelfish. The babelfish is clear evidence that there is no YHVH. "The Babel fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix, formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form...
...Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You do exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. Q.E.D."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."-Douglas Adams
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:19 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 11:47 am
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 12:10 pm
Seriously, you figure the International Society of Athiest Agenda Supporters would have at least sent me a spam or something to let me know there was a set time for all of us to turn, right? My poor husband will be mortified he missed the date. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:23 pm
Byaggha Seriously, you figure the International Society of Athiest Agenda Supporters would have at least sent me a spam or something to let me know there was a set time for all of us to turn, right? My poor husband will be mortified he missed the date. sweatdrop We need something to replace the Church social. When we figure out what that is- I'll give him a condolence cookie. In other news- Biblical Fan Fic is Canon and should be treated as such. If Revelations didn't make that clear enough- maybe Revelations form the Dark Mother will!
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 1:30 pm
TeaDidikai Byaggha Seriously, you figure the International Society of Athiest Agenda Supporters would have at least sent me a spam or something to let me know there was a set time for all of us to turn, right? My poor husband will be mortified he missed the date. sweatdrop We need something to replace the Church social. When we figure out what that is- I'll give him a condolence cookie. In other news- Biblical Fan Fic is Canon and should be treated as such. If Revelations didn't make that clear enough- maybe Revelations form the Dark Mother will! BOOK OF NOD ******** it all, I'm actually a Malkavian now. Mind me as I spout convoluted prophecy and eat my hands.
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:57 pm
Morgandria TeaDidikai In the end, it's a moot point. YHVH walks on the scene, proclaims he is the only real god in existence, and Odin and Inari disappear into a puff of nothingness, because as every good pagan knows- there is no such thing as objective truth and your subjective opinions shape reality. To further end the dispute: I have a babelfish. The babelfish is clear evidence that there is no YHVH. "The Babel fish is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix, formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form...
...Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You do exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't. Q.E.D."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."-Douglas Adams Careful, you'll get run down at the next zebra crossing if you keep thinking like that.
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:00 pm
Celeblin Galadeneryn TeaDidikai Byaggha Seriously, you figure the International Society of Athiest Agenda Supporters would have at least sent me a spam or something to let me know there was a set time for all of us to turn, right? My poor husband will be mortified he missed the date. sweatdrop We need something to replace the Church social. When we figure out what that is- I'll give him a condolence cookie. In other news- Biblical Fan Fic is Canon and should be treated as such. If Revelations didn't make that clear enough- maybe Revelations form the Dark Mother will! BOOK OF NOD ******** it all, I'm actually a Malkavian now. Mind me as I spout convoluted prophecy and eat my hands. I've seen the light, and decided to worship Anoia, goddess of lost causes and things that stick in drawers. The rattling and cursing of stuck kitchen drawers is as worship unto Anoia. She also eats corkscrews.
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 4:36 pm
Sir William Black Celeblin Galadeneryn TeaDidikai Byaggha Seriously, you figure the International Society of Athiest Agenda Supporters would have at least sent me a spam or something to let me know there was a set time for all of us to turn, right? My poor husband will be mortified he missed the date. sweatdrop We need something to replace the Church social. When we figure out what that is- I'll give him a condolence cookie. In other news- Biblical Fan Fic is Canon and should be treated as such. If Revelations didn't make that clear enough- maybe Revelations form the Dark Mother will! BOOK OF NOD ******** it all, I'm actually a Malkavian now. Mind me as I spout convoluted prophecy and eat my hands. I've seen the light, and decided to worship Anoia, goddess of lost causes and things that stick in drawers. The rattling and cursing of stuck kitchen drawers is as worship unto Anoia. She also eats corkscrews. Do you mean Ennoia? Because she's currently om nomming on the earth's core....
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