___ ways to annoy your band director

[tsukushi270]

haha. I did most of the stuff on here at practice today and my bd got pissed off xd it was funny.  

[Jive Master Desi]

This one only works outside during marching season:

After every section has finished tuning and the band's about to play, shout in a genuinely concerned/worried tone, "WAIT!!! We forgot to tune the colorgaurd!!!"

Man, you should've seen how worried my BD's face got, it took him a couple seconds before he remembered that the CG doesn't play instruments lol  

[GILLIAN JIGSAW]

hypernesss.

stepping off on the wrong foot.

failing tests.

not being on time.

putting gum on his door nob.  

[SnowPheonix]

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. . My band directors hate it when we don't reply and they're talking to us. They'll ask us rhetorical questions, and we have no idea how to reply, so they get annoyed and talk to the walls. >.> <.<

I just had an idea. =o Tell your entire block to make your upper body orientation somewhere totally wrong. Like, a uniform direction, and then say you thought that was the press box. xD

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[Torie RAWR]

Call your BD by thier first name.

If you have more than one (like i do) call them by the other's name.

Call them by thier wifes first name

Talk about them when you know they are standing right behind you. and then just walk away or start playing. xD

Play on a rest

"Forget" your socks and then miraculously find them in your shoes/locker.  

[punk_gurl2011]

Breathe after every note. That annoys the hell out of my director.  

[Sebastian_Michaeli_]

play iron man as high in the regester as you can every time he picks you to solo for smart music(which i hate smart music)  

[xDarkIce4x]

"Break" a key everyday.
It pissed my BD so badly.  

[Jordan Caboose]

This is rather disturbing, but a friend of mine put a laser point on the bd's crotch to irritate him. XD  

[Serena94]

dont stand/sit straight. squeek constantly but mostly during concerts. bring drinks into class, randomly wander, pack up 20 minutes before class/rehersal is over.  

[Jaggerjog]

march like a nazi
drunk march (really fun!)
fling rubber bands right by his head and duck behind ur stand
hide in tuba cubby holes
stick pencils in ceiling
do this high pitched scream to start everybody marching (sposed to sound like a whistle)
... thats bout it...
oh yea, play really loud on a harmony/rythem part. twisted  

[dramaqueenalex]

Jaggerjog

march like a nazi
drunk march (really fun!)
fling rubber bands right by his head and duck behind ur stand
hide in tuba cubby holes
stick pencils in ceiling
do this high pitched scream to start everybody marching (sposed to sound like a whistle)
... thats bout it...
oh yea, play really loud on a harmony/rythem part. twisted

hahaha  

[Gr33n Gummy Bears]

asking your band director every single day if he would buy this 1 song so we could play it in jazz band.
This one kid wanted to play "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" xp  

[bobber #14]

All ya have to do to get my bd mad is talk, chew gum, play when he's working with another section. Then he'll get mad...but he won't show it he'll just tell u to stop.  

[Einahpets.Htavroh]

~ Insult the percussion section

~ Be me

~ Rig the projector to play Smosh at random times during class.

~ Call him Mazzy... xd ...His name is Mr. Masowich.

~ Fall down a flight of steps and crash into his room door.
That happened to me last year, my friend pushed me, and I fell down the steps of our hotel and smashed into his door, which was open, so I flew into his room.

~ Bring up his un-natural hairyness. He accidently flashed us his chest 2 years ago. xd