.::Killing The Persons Wish Above You::.

[Deep_Throat_Epidemic]

Wish granted, but every time you look at a book it bursts into flames.
I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

 

[RyuShikyo Yagari]

Granted... now cake n o longer exists, because if the idea of cake never existed the lie cannot be made!

I wish I had a cat named Dovahkitty  

[yandere_chan the psycho]

Granted but a dog chases the poor cat away and it never comes back

I wish I met juilet starling from lollipop chainsaw ^-^  

[crusty elbow]

wish granted, but juliet is so startled by your sudden appearance that she disenegrates into a puddle of goo

i wish to have the worlds largest cupcake  

[xX_Destiny_XxX]

Granted, you have the largest cupcakes. But they eat you >=DD

I wish I had a keyblade  

[Noodlechu]

Wish granted, But the keyblade melted while being transported from then moon D:

I wish i had more moneys heart  

[MiracleRayray2]

Granted, But now that you have money your friends want it and could steal it.
I wish I could have a new pair of shoes.  

[yandere_chan the psycho]

Granted but ur shoes grow teeth and start eating ur toes and soon ur whole feet

I wish it could rain candy  

[HimeFiveCents]

Granted! But their super hard candy and one hits you on the head and knocks you out for a hundred years!

I wish I had the world's best cookie recipe.  

[yandere_chan the psycho]

Granted but someone steals the recipe while u were sleeping

I wish for a go-kart with lasers on them  

[vxrs]

Wish granted, but Darth Vader comes along and slices your Go-Kart in two.

I wish I had more time for gaia.  

[yandere_chan the psycho]

granted but u don't have time for anything else

I wish I ran as fast as sonic the hedgehog  

[Petriichor]

Wish granted, but you could never stop running.

I wish I were immortal.  

[yandere_chan the psycho]

granted but bad things happen to u that ur mind suddenly snaps and u wish for death

I wish I could kill all the ppl I hate