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... when people only talk to you msn because you're the only person to talk to at 2 o'clock at night.
....have a severe lack of sleep, due to not sleeping during the night and taking naps in the day.
....when teachers stare at you.
...when you're kicked out of stores or don't get served at a resturant.
....when you loathe people and ignore your old friends.
...when you rarely go outside in the summer, except at night.
...when you repeatly test different types of black nail polish to see which ones work the best.
...when you have an un-natural obession for dead things.
....you spaz whenever people can you a "mall-bat".
...Spend your time on Goth chatrooms laughing at all the posers and so-called "vampires".
...reads Anne Rice even if you think they're overrated.
....owns a large collection of horror or cult movies.
...has the ability to draw, type, or read in dark lighting conditions.
.... is pale, but only because he or she is anemic.
...really really hates trends.
...hates good charlotte with a passion.
...especially greenday.
...uses baby powder on face to become somewhat paler, but to smell nice all the same.
....bit a friend and made him bleed.
....doesn't talk much, weird personality.
...loves to challenge stereotypes.
...reads gothy comics.
...ummm...is colorblind to pink?

And/or comic artist. blaugh

and/or an owl.



i'm not sure that helps the convo, but it's true.











(in the sprit of goth, i should have said bat)

You know you're goth when...

...you don't have a dog but won't shut up about some "Bow House"
...you accidently spell the name "Susie" as "Siouxsie"
...you accidently call "Nick Cage" "Nick Cave"
...your footsteps "jingle" rather than "tap"
...you understand most of these jokes so far