What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
|
8% |
[ 11 ] |
1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
|
16% |
[ 21 ] |
Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
|
13% |
[ 17 ] |
The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
|
16% |
[ 21 ] |
Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
|
44% |
[ 57 ] |
|
Total Votes : 127 |
|
|
|
Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-8)
|
|
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:35 pm
Having taken a number of hits himself, but well aware of the extent of his mechanical foe's damage, Kay chose that moment to strike. As the hovering combat droid swung wildly, Kay ducked, and smoothly flowed around it on a pivot. As it passed, he lashed out, striking the machine's thruster, blasting it up for an instant before It smashed into the arena floor.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-8)
|
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:42 pm
Kay calmly stepped over to the still twitching, struggling, sparking scrap heap, and pierced the head cleanly with one of his sabers, ending its suffering.
Destroyed!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-8)
|
|
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:45 pm
MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HPEven as he was finishing the last opponent, he was ready and lunging towards the opening door, having suffered for his defensive attitude in the last bouts. The droid was caught unaware, and was smashed into the ring before it could react. Kay: 250Droid: 195
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-12)
|
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:57 pm
RyogaRob Darth Daddicus RyogaRob *Electric Staff to Head* me= 250 hpHard= 170 hp The droid whips out his own electrostaff, and sweeps the man's feet. RyogaRob = 90 Droid = 170 *Electric Staff to Head* Coping me huh? *Tuns switch, ups the voltage! me= 90 hpHard= 170 hp The droid takes on the appearance of the man, and turns the voltage up on his own electrostaff. RyogaRob = 90 Droid = 90
|
|
|
|
|
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
|
|
|
|
|
|
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
10
Total: 10 (1-12)
|
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
|
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:59 pm
RyogaRob *Electric Staff to Head* *Leg sweeps and jabs chest with Staff* me= 90 hpHard= 170 hp The droid jumps up, throws away the electrostaff, grabs the man's hands at the wrist and says, "Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself." while hitting the man with his own hands. RyogaRob = 10 Droid = 90
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
11
Total: 11 (1-12)
|
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:01 pm
RyogaRob *Electric Staff to Head* *Head Butt* me= 90 hpHard= 90 hp The droid keeps up this childish barrage of mockishness and then headbutts the man. RyogaRob = Didn't your mother tell you bad things would happen to you if you didn't stop playing with yourself? Droid = 90
|
|
|
|
|
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
|
|
|
|
|
|
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
9
Total: 9 (1-12)
|
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
|
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:05 pm
Purtie Darth Daddicus The droid brings out his own lightsaber and slashes at the woman's waist. Purtie = 250 Droid = 170 Cool. laser weight loss surgery for free! The droid takes on the appearance of the woman with 150 pounds of additional weight on her and tries to sit on the woman. Purtie = 250 Droid = 170
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-12)
|
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:06 pm
Purtie I need a little work on my chin The droid asks, "Which one?" and then swings a right hook. Purtie = 250 Droid = 170
|
|
|
|
|
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
|
|
|
|
|
|
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
12
Total: 12 (1-12)
|
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
|
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:08 pm
Purtie Aw who am I kidding, I need a lot of work. rolleyes redface I was suppose to hit that droid. Purtie = 250 Hard droid = 170 The droid takes on the appearance of the man at the Chinese buffet the woman obviously frequents and slashes at the girl with a filet knife. "You go now! You eat too much!"Purtie = 170 Droid = 170
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-4)
|
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:11 pm
sachara sachara = 190 Droid = 130 - 30 = 100 The droid throws a large wrench at the girl. sachara = 160 Droid = 40
|
|
|
|
|
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
|
|
|
|
|
|
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-4)
|
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
|
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:12 pm
sachara sachara = 190 Droid = 100 - 30 = 70 The droid shoots a staple gun at the girl. sachara = 160 Droid = 40
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-4)
|
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:13 pm
sachara sachara = 190 Droid = 70 - 30 = 40 The droid throws away the useless staple gun and uses a nail gun instead. sachara = 130 Droid = 40
|
|
|
|
|
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
|
|
|
|
|
|
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-12)
|
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
|
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:15 pm
Felinophile Darth Daddicus Felinophile maybe i should try so early in the morning gonk The droid pulls out a shikkar and stabs at the woman's gut. Felinophile = 250 Droid = 250 whee ive got a weak droid! The droid roundhouse kicks at the woman's head. Felinophile = 250 Droid = 170
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
12
Total: 12 (1-12)
|
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:16 pm
The droid fakes a right punch and follows through with a left uppercut. Felinophile = 170 Droid = 170
|
|
|
|
|
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
|
|
|
|
|
|
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-12)
|
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
|
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:18 pm
Felinophile direct hit! *tries again while hes down* The droid bends down, bringing his left foot over his head kicking at the woman's face. Felinophile = 170 Droid = 170
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|