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Total Votes : 127

Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice: 6 Total: 6 (1-8)

Kay9214
Vice Captain

Lonely Nerd

PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:35 pm


Having taken a number of hits himself, but well aware of the extent of his mechanical foe's damage, Kay chose that moment to strike. As the hovering combat droid swung wildly, Kay ducked, and smoothly flowed around it on a pivot. As it passed, he lashed out, striking the machine's thruster, blasting it up for an instant before It smashed into the arena floor.
Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-8)
PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:42 pm


Kay calmly stepped over to the still twitching, struggling, sparking scrap heap, and pierced the head cleanly with one of his sabers, ending its suffering.

Destroyed!

Kay9214
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Lonely Nerd

Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-8)

Kay9214
Vice Captain

Lonely Nerd

PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:45 pm


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MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Even as he was finishing the last opponent, he was ready and lunging towards the opening door, having suffered for his defensive attitude in the last bouts. The droid was caught unaware, and was smashed into the ring before it could react.

Kay: 250
Droid: 195
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-12)
PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:57 pm


RyogaRob
Darth Daddicus
RyogaRob
*Electric Staff to Head*






me= 250 hp
Hard= 170 hp


The droid whips out his own electrostaff, and sweeps the man's feet.

RyogaRob = 90
Droid = 170

*Electric Staff to Head*

Coping me huh? *Tuns switch, ups the voltage!




me= 90 hp
Hard= 170 hp


The droid takes on the appearance of the man, and turns the voltage up on his own electrostaff.

RyogaRob = 90
Droid = 90

Darth Daddicus
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  • Megathread 100
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 10 Total: 10 (1-12)

Darth Daddicus
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:59 pm


RyogaRob
*Electric Staff to Head*

*Leg sweeps and jabs chest with Staff*






me= 90 hp
Hard= 170 hp


The droid jumps up, throws away the electrostaff, grabs the man's hands at the wrist and says, "Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself." while hitting the man with his own hands.

RyogaRob = 10
Droid = 90
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 11 Total: 11 (1-12)
PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:01 pm


RyogaRob
*Electric Staff to Head*

*Head Butt*





me= 90 hp
Hard= 90 hp


The droid keeps up this childish barrage of mockishness and then headbutts the man.

RyogaRob = Didn't your mother tell you bad things would happen to you if you didn't stop playing with yourself?
Droid = 90

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 9 Total: 9 (1-12)

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:05 pm


Purtie
Darth Daddicus

The droid brings out his own lightsaber and slashes at the woman's waist.

Purtie = 250
Droid = 170


Cool. laser weight loss surgery for free!


The droid takes on the appearance of the woman with 150 pounds of additional weight on her and tries to sit on the woman.

Purtie = 250
Droid = 170
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-12)
PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:06 pm


Purtie
I need a little work on my chin


The droid asks, "Which one?" and then swings a right hook.

Purtie = 250
Droid = 170

Darth Daddicus
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 12 Total: 12 (1-12)

Darth Daddicus
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:08 pm


Purtie
Aw who am I kidding, I need a lot of work. rolleyes

redface I was suppose to hit that droid.
Purtie = 250
Hard droid = 170


The droid takes on the appearance of the man at the Chinese buffet the woman obviously frequents and slashes at the girl with a filet knife. "You go now! You eat too much!"

Purtie = 170
Droid = 170
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice: 2 Total: 2 (1-4)
PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:11 pm


sachara
sachara = 190
Droid = 130 - 30 = 100


The droid throws a large wrench at the girl.

sachara = 160
Droid = 40

Darth Daddicus
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-4)

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:12 pm


sachara
sachara = 190
Droid = 100 - 30 = 70


The droid shoots a staple gun at the girl.

sachara = 160
Droid = 40
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 4-sided dice: 2 Total: 2 (1-4)
PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:13 pm


sachara
sachara = 190
Droid = 70 - 30 = 40


The droid throws away the useless staple gun and uses a nail gun instead.

sachara = 130
Droid = 40

Darth Daddicus
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Ruthless Leader

30,525 Points
  • Hunter 50
  • Survivor 150
  • Megathread 100
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-12)

Darth Daddicus
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Ruthless Leader

30,525 Points
  • Hunter 50
  • Survivor 150
  • Megathread 100
PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:15 pm


Felinophile
Darth Daddicus
Felinophile
maybe i should try so early in the morning gonk


The droid pulls out a shikkar and stabs at the woman's gut.

Felinophile = 250
Droid = 250


whee ive got a weak droid!


The droid roundhouse kicks at the woman's head.

Felinophile = 250
Droid = 170
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 12 Total: 12 (1-12)
PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:16 pm


Felinophile
twisted


The droid fakes a right punch and follows through with a left uppercut.

Felinophile = 170
Droid = 170

Darth Daddicus
Vice Captain

Ruthless Leader

30,525 Points
  • Hunter 50
  • Survivor 150
  • Megathread 100
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-12)

Darth Daddicus
Vice Captain

Ruthless Leader

30,525 Points
  • Hunter 50
  • Survivor 150
  • Megathread 100
PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:18 pm


Felinophile
direct hit! *tries again while hes down*


The droid bends down, bringing his left foot over his head kicking at the woman's face.

Felinophile = 170
Droid = 170
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