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 Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:45 am
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:42 pm
I just took the Final Fantasy character test (which Final Fantasy Character are you?) linked to in SasumiAngel's signature. (Ooooh... I hope I spelled her name right!)
Anyway, it says I'm Vivi.
Who the heck is Vivi?
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:59 am
A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says,
"OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?" The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over.." The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop." The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.
He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,
"Darn.....third gay rooster I bought this month."
Moral of this story? ...
Don't mess with us OLD FARTS - age, skill, and treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!
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Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 7:44 pm
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! pirate
In celebration of my graduation from bartending school on friday (yes, really. with the highest grade in the class too) I went out to day and purchased $200 worth of liquor, just to practice with - mind you.... I might forget something before I get a job If I don't practice. pirate
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Plus I did my taxes last night, and I'm actually getting a refund... life is good. cool
So stop by the rec. room, I'll have a bar set up until I pass out. mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 10:40 pm
Well, Happy Easter, to anyone who's celebrating, for any reason!
I can eat meat again! Yippee!
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:29 am
Harbone I just took the Final Fantasy character test (which Final Fantasy Character are you?) linked to in SasumiAngel's signature. (Ooooh... I hope I spelled her name right!) Anyway, it says I'm Vivi. Who the heck is Vivi? I took it too, and got Terra - I don't know who she is either, but she sounds nice!  Which FF Character Are You?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:08 pm
Congrats, Cosmic! I'll take a Manhattan (I'll start you off slow before asking for something complicated ...).
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:50 pm
slightlyfoxed Congrats, Cosmic! I'll take a Manhattan (I'll start you off slow before asking for something complicated ...). straight up or on the rocks?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:52 pm
CosmicHedgehog slightlyfoxed Congrats, Cosmic! I'll take a Manhattan (I'll start you off slow before asking for something complicated ...). straight up or on the rocks? Ooh, you're good! Straight up. Next, let's go girly. Cosmo?
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:20 pm
Hey, CosmicH, what would you say to whipping me up a virgin strawberry daquiri?
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:45 am
Hey, no virgin stuff for Harbone, i'd like to see him drunk 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 10:44 am
Not a good idea, Jelly. As grumpy as I am now, I'm even meaner when I'm drunk. I'm a cruel, low-down back-stabbing drunk. Am I proud of this? No. But you get used to the shame.
On the other hand, when I eat a lot of sugar, I become happy and permissive. Virgin daq's all around!
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 3:08 pm
VIRGIN! that's no fun.... you're just being tease. cool
Strawberry daq's, virgin or otherwise, is cool.... I can actually remember how. I also like peach daqs, and banana daq's with a touch godiva liquor (white chocolate or chocolate creme).... come to think of it, Godiva milkshakes are pretty darn spiffy (with godiva ice cream and Godiva liqueurs)......
Slightly foxed, for your Cosmo, normally it's Absolute Citron, but there are better Vodkas, Might I suggest Grey Goose le Citron? I do a pretty good Cosmo, I've been practicing... pirate
The Bartending Class was the most fun I've ever paid to have. cool Although it was kinda weird to mix with colored water for a couple of hours everyday.
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 7:14 am
i'm partial to the odd tequila sunrise, but i insist on a paper brolly and a tinselly thing stuck in some random fruit on the edge of the glass, no good having a cocktail unless it nearly has your eye out with the decorations 3nodding
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