## I WANT A DIVORCE ##

[Crystal Void]

I want a divorce because you ate the last cookie.  

[URL-Length]

I want a divorce because you told me you're a man D<

 

[Misty Marina]

I want a divorce because you left me!

 

[GimmeHug]

i want to divorce because you have my fav dress! Dx  

[n7aphasia]

I want a divorce because you have an oz...um scythe? whatever...  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

I want a divorce because there are no butterflies on the moon.  

[n7aphasia]

I want a divorce because you are too logical. 4laugh  

[The Delirium Trigger]

I want a divorce 'cause you're racist against fish.  

[Experiment number 13314]

I want the divorce because you have eaten all the printer pickles.  

[n7aphasia]

I want a divorce because you look like tron.  

[Jade Gale]

I want a divorce because I AM gay and you LOOK gay. But were not the same gender. So it's just not going to work out.  

[Holy Zero XII]

I want a Divorce because you tried to make me take a potion that would turn into a woman permantly!  

[n7aphasia]

I want a divorce because I don't like men.  

[Jade Gale]

I want a divorce because even if you don't look gay any more you're still a guy and I'm still gay.  

[Holy Zero XII]

I want a divorce because you drugged my milkshake!! WHY?!