___ ways to annoy your band director

[CaptainBaconMan]

kerospirit91

Alright, this really works in marching season....

*Play the "Word of the Day" game where you pick a commonly used word and let everyone in the band know what the word is. Then, everytime he says the word, everyone cheers really loudly. He'll spend the whole day trying to figure out what the word is and try to not use once he figures it out. Then, if you want, switch the word up on him once he figures it out.

*Drummers-drop your drumsticks on the floor, every time you get the chance. It ticks them off so badly.

We have carpet so it doesn't make any noise, but the second one is really good.  

[---The Frisky Dingo---]

slur and gliss stecato notes

insult j. p. souza(usually works)

Put stickers that say "a** kicker" on your instruments were he/she can see them.

Meow inbetween rests.

Make wooosh noises when you have rests in 2/4 cut-time (6/8 works too)

Laugh at the old pictures in the back of the room and talk about your band director having hair way back when

Eat fifteen peices of pizza at the end of the year party.

At competions flip off rival bands as you walk by them

sneak gold fish on the bus while your out doing shows.

Slip porn magazines under his/her door while at hotels during spring trips.

Put random tuctape all over you case.

Put you flut/clarinet/picolo on your stand when you go to the bathroom

dont bring a pencil to practice

Put headphones on while he's lecturing and when he gives you the look tell him that you just got a new rap CD

Remind him/her that Mas Que Nada has been turned into a rap song and Fur Elise into a techno song on a regular bassis.

Argue with him defending the fact that a washboard is a recognisable concert instrument.

suggest that during concerts he do back flips even though he's 60

pour slide/valve/cork oil on the cheerleader's uniforms

Do big glisses in all the trumpet solis(for trombones only)

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I have so many. The posibilities are entless.  

[Cellist_Chick]

On April Fools day half the band told the BD that we couldn't do band next year cause of a class we were required to take. She hit the roof.

Another time it was her birthday and instead of scales we started playing happy birthday. She was looking at her baton like something was wrong with it.

Count rhythms in spanish. That ones pretty funny.

In Orchestra, i play cello and one day i pulled out my end pin and played with the basses...it took her about 10 measures to realize what happened.

Hide THE keys. Yeah you know the ones i mean.  

[Who is Puffer Fish]

Or...

Don't bring your drill chart to camp.
God, Hartmetz kills people over that...

It's worse when they don't tell Joe(our asst. Drum Major) and then Hartmetz finds out.  

[GinnyTheAbnormal]

Play your instrument badly on purpose, and when he/she asks about it, act like you have no idea what they are talking about...  

[Who is Puffer Fish]

Play/talk while he/she is talking.

God, I really hate ticking Hartmetz off...he gets scary. eek  

[[SpontaneousSpaz]]

daietto

We got our band director's cell phone number and called his phone every other minute during class from different phones. It was hilarious because he would stop conducting to answer so we didn't do anything that day. We had some kids dress up as ninjas at the end of marching season too and attack the same band director with cans of silly string.

I wish I could do that but the band room is the only room in the school that doesn't have signal. crying  

[-X-Luciferin-X-Bandit-X-]

i got yelled at, cause whenever i hear a gong, i have to scream "MORTAL KOMBAT"... after about six times he screams "SHUT UP TYLER!"  

[soccerkitty24ham]

walk into his first period class everyday late because of a late bus and then come in early because you're leaving with a team to go somewhere  

[tsukushi270]

Ask the stupidest questions when you're out learning drill.

EX: do i march forward or backwards to my next set? or something like i forgot where i came from.

sometimes i even pretend to look like i would ask him a question and then just walk away  

[Who is Puffer Fish]

Be out of line....literally.

Hartmetz: LOW BRASS! THOSE LINES ARE SO BAD THE BLIND PEOPLE IN THE STANDS CAN SEE THEM!  

[Rinaola]

daietto

We got our band director's cell phone number and called his phone every other minute during class from different phones. It was hilarious because he would stop conducting to answer so we didn't do anything that day. We had some kids dress up as ninjas at the end of marching season too and attack the same band director with cans of silly string.

OHMAGAWD, I just LUFF that last one! I SO WANT TO DRESS UP LIKE A NINJA DURING BAND AND ATTACK MY BAND DIRECTOR FOR FUN. xDD

Sorry, CAPS-overload. D:  

[Rinaola]

I annoy our BD by calling her "Mom". 3nodding Thing is, she's still in her 20s and still in college!

Another thing I do is that I sing loudly to other people's parts during our (flute's) rests. x3

And random times, when we're practicing marching our field-shows outside, I'd look to my friends aaaaaall the way on the other side of the field and shout "HI, GUYS!!" really really loud.

I think this really annoys my BD, I'm not sure about yours. mrgreen  

[Niniver]

Lose the director's set of keys. Now he can't use the bathroom. Of course, now you can't either. Whoops.  

[Scooty Puff Junior]

wHISTLE. iT dRIVES mY bd nUTS. aLSO, tALKING AT ANY TIME WHILE sOMEONE'S pLAYING,aND nOT mARCHING cORRECTLY.