Have you ever been caught?

[User_2629207]

t3h_kookie_monster

oh, my mom already found my yaoi XD My mom is wicked liberal... so when she saw it... she just went" If two guys making out makes you happy, then whatever floats your boat..."

xD Ahahah... I wonder what my mother would say.. I don't think she'd freak out...she is very open, but it would be TOO awkward ...  

[Kanarkoi]

Wow...Most of you guys are extremely lucky...My whole family is literally made up of 99.9% Homophobes...so if my ma OR my da knew i loved guy/guy action? You will never see me again xD No more internet, fun, eternal groundment....so i haven't bought a yaoi, or a shounen ai doujinshi.....
crying  

[[`Novacaine]]

My dad jokes all the time, "SHES LOOKING AT PORN"
I usually get mad or something because Ill have a hidden internet of me looking at email or something. I know he's joking but I don't consider the little yaoi I look at porn.
My mom would obviously be like, Oh you and your An-u-Meh and Yaksudhfhf whatever.
My dad would dismember me.
So I'll stick with the tiny stuff.....
The conciquences of upgrading would be great as in huge not like I would enjoy them  

[Gypsy Wine]

Once I had a yaoi novel shipped to the house and my mom just happened to be the one to pick up the mail that day. She was kind of pissed and wouldn't let me have it, but in retrospect I was 12 or 13, so I don't really blame her. Now, though, I don't think she really cares (either that or she's very stupid) because I have all my yaoi out on by bookshelves and she never says anything.

My dad just stays out of my business, though once he did come home early and almost caught me watching [Sensitive Pornograph] in all it's uncensored glory. I imagine that would've been exceedingly awkward.  

[Shiechan]

I was cought today I left one in the car and my mom cleaned out the car and I denyed everything I said it was my "Friends" then I made up some name. They believed me xd . Thank God they did other wise I would never hear the end of it. He he. so yeah I was really lucky.  

[KasumiToramizu]

I've never been caught, but there have been a couple of close calls.
Last week I was bored in science class and I started to draw a picture of these two random guys with cat ears kissing. Suddenly, the annoying guy who sits in front of me spins around and says, "Hey, what are you writing!?" Of course I live in a town that's 95% gay-haters, so I over-reacted and threw my arms over my paper in an exaggerated motion.
Me: ninja "I'm not writing, I'm drawing!"
Him: "Well, can I see what you're drawing?"
Me: "NO!" *slides a paper over the picture*
Him: "Why not?"
Me: "Because...It's not finished."
Him: "Whatever." *turns around saying something to himself about crazy people.*

Amazingly, my science teacher didn't even notice. xd  

[ADHDonspeed]

I've never been caught...amazingly. Although it does help that I'm more computer literate than my mom. She'd pop a blood vessel. stressed  

[puffinseatmuffins]

Getting caught with the amount of yaoi I have in manga and anime would probably put my parents in a grave somewhere. Of course, my dad would then become a zombie and kill me as well. sweatdrop He is completely anti-homo and my friend calls me homoluvit at school! It's so funny. I lead a double life. ninja  

[Makayla1990]

I think i can beat all of you! okay so my computer online sites were broken and before all of this happened i got an anime website from one of my friends but it wa sa yaoi/hentai/yuri site. and i didnt know how to delet my history on my computer yet.... so when my dad fixed up my computer, he was like "lets check if these sites work...." THE ONE HE CLICKS ON!!! just happened to be that site. then he clicked more into it like "hmm whats this" and he clicked ON THE YAOI SECTION and i was like O.O cause he's a homophobe, called me a pervert and i was beet red and i was like...."i think mom is calling me..." and ran off  

[emo fruits basket]

i got caught once, my grandma(adopted me), i accidentaly left up a youtube thing, she found it and watched it, and she couldn't speak. so im always careful only to go on this guild and everything late at night if shes asleep and i always remember to close everything now. she didnt really do anything but i was embarassed.  

[vincent_cloud01]

my mom is cool with hehehe 3nodding 3nodding  

[PlushieLovah]

I've never been caught but if my mom ever found some of my Yaoi-manga i might be in for it  

[8bit Z0MBIE]

Ha... my mom caught me watching Sensitive Pornograph. She didn't really seem to care. She just gave me a "O rly??" face and walked out closing my room door.  

[[Romiette]]

I was flipping through fanfics one time on this site and they didn't have descriptions, just titles so you had to click on one to find out what it was about. A rather gross shota Word document somehow saved itself to my computer xp and my Mom found it. She was a really frighten but not because it was a male/male story (she's pro gay rights) but because she thought someone was harassing or stalking me online. It was more about the sex itself rather than gay sex. I sat down and explained to her that I didn't know what it was about or I wouldn't have opened it, which was the truth. Also, that it was a totally fictional story and I never talked to the author or anyone on the site so no one was harassing me at all. She calmed down a bit and was okay afterwards. That was several years ago and the issue hasn't come up or been a problem since. Still, I've never been so freaked out in my life and I was physically ill for weeks afterwards.

Anyways, I don't know if my parents know I like yaoi and yuri but I don't think they'd mind. They are both very open-minded and accepting about sex and gay issue. As long as I'm not having sex yet in real life.  

[IfAngelsBurn]

Yes, my father found my all of my Hentai, manga's, DVD's, drawings. The only thing he said, "whatever makes you happy."