Narki
Perhaps we have. But the semes and ukes can't afford another war against eachother for a while at least. The last war was way too costly, made WWII look like a border skirmish by comparicion. o.o
6/5/06
From the Office of Semean Affairs
From: Dr. Kojimon A. Lestrade
To: Brigidier General Narki
Dear Brigidier General Narki,
You, my friend, are mistaken.
It was the
Uke that went way over it's war budget.
We Seme, on the other hand, are badass to begin with and did not need to buy expensive armor and weapons for a massive regiment as was done by your army.
We fought with basic weapons and ancient magic; while your army used mass-glomping and tickle techniques.
Finding quality Semean fighters is costly, but maintaining an army as large as yours put you in the hole.
Many of my fighters are overseas right now training and sharpening their skills for a great battle against the Dark Seme. These are powerful foes bent on world domination (such as your army was). Their purpose is to conquer the world by transforming weaker Seme into Uke, then use the pseudo-ukeian army to overrun their enemies.
We shall therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves that if the Semean Empire and its commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finest hour'.
(100 points to whomever can identify who once said that quote.)
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