.::Killing The Persons Wish Above You::.

[Pengi-sama]

Aw that sounds sad sad

Anyways, wish granted, but it turns out she was listening to music the whole time you were talking to her.

I wish I could speak any language fluently  

[Lashuri Chan]

Wish granted but you only speak insults in a different language.

I wish for a new car

 

[vxrs]

Wish granted, but a little kid throws a rock and the back windshield is broken.

I wish...I got to see her again and talk to her. emotion_dowant

 

[Digital Fiend]

Wish granted, but she has no memory of you.

I wish...I wish I could make her disappear forever.  

[Pengi-sama]

Wish granted...but she took the TV remote with her.

I wish I was better at studying.  

[vxrs]

Wish granted! But studying became such a passion you never slept abd locked yourself in your bedroom with unlimited energy drinks.

I wish all my Pokemon would hurry up and get to level 100.  

[Thistleclaw]

Wish granted, but you accidentally release all of them.

I wish he'd move back to my town.  

[vxrs]

Wish granted, but you move out of town.

I wish all Pokemon was real except Deoxys~!  

[Lashuri Chan]

Wish granted but half of the pokemon act like Deoxys.

I wish I had a million bucks! emotion_dowant

 

[Digital Fiend]

Wish granted, but it's all in pokémon monopoly money.

I wish the idiots would leave me alone.  

[Pengi-sama]

Wish granted, but then a new batch of idiots turned up.

I wish I could get away somewhere.  

[peggapoof]

Wish granted, but your getaway was a place full of sharks.

I wish I had more money  

[cIawnie]

Wish granted though you spend it on a box of fish

I wish to be a pokemon!  

[peggapoof]

Wish granted, but you evolved to magikarp, the worst pokemon gonk

i wish i had a better computer