The Corrupted Wish Game

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, somebody takes your friends hostage and threatens to kill them if you don't do your work.

I wish I didn't have to go to school anymore.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

Granted but, seeing that you don't to go to school, you get drafted in.

I wish to go to Subway. :3

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, a man kidnaps you, drives you to Subway, and then blows it up with C4.

I wish I had a wireless connection for my X-Box

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

Granted but, the wireless connection is slow and laggy.

I wish for a new scarf.

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, but the day you wear it a rabid dog comes up and tears it to shreds.

I wish my parents would leave me alone.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

Granted, but due to constant parent abandonment and lack of caring about your emotional being, your other relatives start to bother you to fill in the void.

I wish for a pair of Candy Cane striped Converse X-High tops.

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, but they are made of real candy cane and they melt in the sun and make you stick to the ground...FOREVER!

I wish I could find a good steady RP to join in on.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

Granted, but the literacy is so high, as in everyone is practically posting novels in one post, that you feel so intimidated that you leave.

I wish for it to be winter.

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Sad face!

Granted, but for some reason when winter comes the world freezes over and then the sun falls from space(wtf) onto the earth surface and oddly enough it freezes as well making the earth look like a pair of buttcheecks.
P.S.: Everyone dies.

I wish I had enough money to trick out my computer.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

xD
Oh Mah Gosh!

Granted but, your computer looked so tricked out and nice that people started to get jealous and then sent ten thousand viruses to your computer, which then made it overload and burn to a crisp.

I wish for Ramune.

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

xD
Sad face for my computer

Granted, but when you consume it it begins to eat your insides. You feel funny for a few hours and then a baby alien pops out of your stomache and eats all your neighbors.

I wish I could type faster.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

o:
Makes me think of Alien vs. Predator.

Granted bu, you type so fast, you're fingers break off and you can't get them sewn back on. Making that you can't type anymore posts. o:

I wish for more lotion.

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Ouch! Super Sad Face!!

Granted, a lotion truck drives by(does lotion come in trucks?) and crashes on your street. The lotion bottles all break open, amazingly, and there is enough of the stuff to flood the whole city you live in.

I wish I had the powers of DBZ characters.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

Granted but, you get stuck in super Saiyan form that you can't sleep at night due to the abnormal golden glow of your hair.

I wish for more computer space.

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Granted, you and your computer are teleported into an empty space with nothing but white for miles and miles and you can never seem to leave this eternal void.

I wish for chinese food.

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode