Corrupted Wish Game

[kokushibyou-_0]

granted but its so slow that you never get where you want to go.

i wish for the knowledge of a warrior  

[otakuspirit]

Granted, but it goes away when you most need it.

I wish for the truth  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Granted, but it turns out you can't handle the truth.

I wish I knew how to speak and read Japanese.  

[Cyborg Bears]

granted but you can only read i suck in japanese
i wish to be able to to think of a wish  

[Holy Zero XII]

Granted but it has to be food related.

I wish I had a robot boy for a sevant!  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

Granted, but he only understands commands in spoken binary code.

I wisha the world asplode!  

[Holy Zero XII]

(lol. lucky i know binary code.)

Granted but the world that asplodes is Jupiter.

I wish I had a keyblade.  

[Shin Long Omega]

(Even if you know binary code, it would take a rediculous abount of time to to tell the robot what to do since she said you have to speak it.)

Granted, but you are transported into the game, Kingdom Hearts, and can never return to your world.

I wish for a million ducks.  

[Holy Zero XII]

(Ain't that the truth...)

Granted but their blood thirsty and they want your blood.

I wish I could control time  

[URL-Length]

Granted but then a black hole sucks you into it.
I wish I don't have to babysit. = 3=;;

 

[Shin Long Omega]

Granted, the kid/kids you were going to babysit get kidnapped and murdered.

I wish stars would start falling out of the sky.  

[URL-Length]

Granted but they crash onto your house and end up burning earth.
I wish this wish will come true. ¬.¬

 

[Crystal Void]

Granted, but the wish gets corrupted.

I wish the saled would dog into the cat my disappearing face tooth!  

[Experiment number 13314]

Granted, but then it stales the the potato-book.

I wish for understanding.  

[Holy Zero XII]

Granted but you only understand how to make pies.


I wish I had a Keyblade.