Talk about blowing s**t out of the water.

[Fidei Defensor]

*taps a wine goblet with a spoon*

Now now, my faithful guests. I don't want to bore the living ******** out of you all, so I shall make this quick and painless. To the ceremony!

I won't require any of you to sit down, because we don't have benches; see, none of my family or Qwerty's family decided to show. Therefore, I ask that your attention briefly turn to whatever-the-hell-person-does-the-marriage-ceremonies! ^^ Woohoo!

WTHPDTMC: IhatemylifeIhatemylifeIhatemylifeokay everybody! Settle down...  

[infernal_soul]

[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]

[-Tedious-]

[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]

HEY AMY!

WANNA GO ON A PANTY PARADE?!?! surprised

PANTY PARADE! *3* <3<3
-whips off pants-

WOOO!!


-Links arms and parades- 8D

WAHAHAHAHA.

*parades* heart

*rips off pants and shirt and joins them* :B  

[infernal_soul]

Fidei Defensor

*taps a wine goblet with a spoon*

Now now, my faithful guests. I don't want to bore the living ******** out of you all, so I shall make this quick and painless. To the ceremony!

I won't require any of you to sit down, because we don't have benches; see, none of my family or Qwerty's family decided to show. Therefore, I ask that your attention briefly turn to whatever-the-hell-person-does-the-marriage-ceremonies! ^^ Woohoo!

WTHPDTMC: IhatemylifeIhatemylifeIhatemylifeokay everybody! Settle down...

*hands him my old dusty tux* >3> Cover your shame man.  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

infernal_soul

[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]

[-Tedious-]

[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]

HEY AMY!

WANNA GO ON A PANTY PARADE?!?! surprised

PANTY PARADE! *3* <3<3
-whips off pants-

WOOO!!


-Links arms and parades- 8D

WAHAHAHAHA.

*parades* heart

*rips off pants and shirt and joins them* :B

THIS IS GIRLS ONLY WAAAAAH. DD:  

[The Master uses Thread]

[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]

[-Tedious-]

[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]

HEY AMY!

WANNA GO ON A PANTY PARADE?!?! surprised

PANTY PARADE! *3* <3<3
-whips off pants-

WOOO!!


-Links arms and parades- 8D

WAHAHAHAHA.

*parades* heart

PARADE~ PARADE~
<3<3

-spins with-

 

[-Houshin Engi-]

mad Why are there nudists at my wedding?  

[infernal_soul]

[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]

infernal_soul

[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]

[-Tedious-]

[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]

HEY AMY!

WANNA GO ON A PANTY PARADE?!?! surprised

PANTY PARADE! *3* <3<3
-whips off pants-

WOOO!!


-Links arms and parades- 8D

WAHAHAHAHA.

*parades* heart

*rips off pants and shirt and joins them* :B

THIS IS GIRLS ONLY WAAAAAH. DD:

emo Fine.... *goes to get girl underware and puts them on and comes back out* 8B Okie I am gurl now.  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

-Houshin Engi-

mad Why are there nudists at my wedding?

We are not nude, we are merely pantless.

GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT WOMAN. mad Not to mention this is probably mild in compasion to the acts you and Achika so claim to do.

O wuts this, the weddin's sartin'? I OBJECT!

Oh wait, he hasn't gotten to that part. Darn.  

[-Houshin Engi-]

mad Why are there retarded nudists at my wedding?  

[The Master uses Thread]

-Houshin Engi-

mad Why are there retarded nudists at my wedding?

-Puts plate on her head- CUMQUAT!

 

[Fidei Defensor]

*shrugs* Hell if I know. I don't particularly care though, for the only things I'm wearing are a pair of gray boxers and this odd airplane thing on my head.

WTHPDTMC: Okay, then. We have gathered here today to perform a ceremony that shall engage these two lovebirds in holy matrimony, as I have been told. Without further ado, I suppose I shall hear out the vows each has to offer for the other. Because I'm feeling lucky, I shall let the madam speak first. ^^  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

I'm not retarded.

I'm just special.

8D

If you wanted to get married in secrecy THEN THAT'S WHAT IMS ARE FOR. :O  

[-Houshin Engi-]

Boring. I do. evil  

[infernal_soul]

[-Tedious-]

-Houshin Engi-

mad Why are there retarded nudists at my wedding?

-Puts plate on her head- CUMQUAT!

Cumquarts?  

[-Houshin Engi-]

[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]

I'm not retarded.

I'm just special.

8D

If you wanted to get married in secrecy THEN THAT'S WHAT IMS ARE FOR. :O

Then our marriage wouldn't have been official. We could save the conversation, but who knows whether that would have been contrived?