Corrupt a Wish! Game

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but you become like the American government after 9/11.

EVERYTHING'S a possible terrorist threat.


I wish I had more time to stay on, but now I shall help young'uns read.

Yes, I've been becoming country lately, y'all.  

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but you don't spend any of that time on Gaia. Instead, you find yourself watching country music videos on Yahoo! Launch.

I wish Shadow (my family's Siberian husky) would spontaneously combust.  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but instead of the Husky, it's actually my friend, despite the exactness.

I wish...

For a virgin Pina Colada!  

[Fidei Defensor]

Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson

Granted, but instead of the Husky, it's actually my friend, despite the exactness.

I wish...

For a virgin Pina Colada!

Granted, but then it gets ******** wish my brother exploded into a massive shower of gibs.  

[The Master uses Thread]

(There goes the neighborhood. xDD)


Granted, but you explode into a massive shower of rainbows and sunshine.

I wish... i had one of those electro-wicked-violin-thingies that dude from Dr.Draw played. .__. Damn it was swweeeeetttt....

 

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

Granted, but it explodes as soon as you play it.

I wish my pixel art didn't suck.  

[Fidei Defensor]

Granted, but everybody else gets that much better at it as well, so you still suck worse than everybody else.

I wish I didn't have to go to my mother's baby shower this weekend. T__T  

[The Master uses Thread]

Granted, but now every female in your immediate family except your mother is now pregnant.

I wish i could stop saying "b***h please" so much... ^O.o;

 

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

Granted, but now you keep saying "muthaf!cka" every five seconds.

I wish my mother would get [another] job and leave me alone. ._.  

[The Master uses Thread]

(Word!)

Granted, but now you work at the same job as her.

I wish my ToTA icon fetish would end here.... ._.;

 

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

Granted, but then you become obsessed with collecting yaoi icons. [Dear God, help us all.]

I wish I was a senior and graduated already. -3-  

[Agent-Obvious]

Granted but then you couldn't afford collage so you have to stay with your parents longer than expected.

I wish some of the Tales clips from the Viva Tales of! DVD special would come to America dubbed! (not to mention I wish some were subbed already so I know what they are saying)  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

[DAAAH!]

Granted, but they don't use any of the voices from the games that had voices, and the voices suck majorly, and the subtitles are horrible ["One get two point for great justice!"]

I wish Mack's signature stopped being so mezmerizing. .__.  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

Granted, but you become obsessed with her avi.


I wish I'd stop having nightmares with dogs dying and me breaking people's hearts.


Or could forget the past two days' dreams.  

[Agent-Obvious]

Granted, but then you have nightmares about people breaking your heart and people eating your braiiiiiinz!

I wish I had the Demonic Anklets