You might be a Trekkie if...

[Ginga]

I remember in religion class sophomore year, we watched a video on the myths of the Bible or something like that, and lo and behold, I had to stop myself from yelling, "CAPTAIN SISKO!" like an idiot because Avery Brooks was narrating it. rofl  

[Lopan]

-You write angry letters to the writers of "Daddy Daycare" telling them that nothing the kid says makes sense.

At one point he actually has a conversation with the other guy and it goes something like this:

"What do you want?"
"We're Klingons?"
"We are."
"We are!"
"Good."  

[WarriorShadow]

BerylAlexandros

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todpury

-You can recognize all characters by voice. (I know there was a car commercial that Picard voiced, and there was one from the same brand that I think was narated by Janeway, not to mention all the episodes of "National Geographic" that Sisko narrated)

Avery Brooks also narrated an IBM commercial, explaining an 'Epiphany' of when your Business got way over your head. 3nodding

There was also a nature show that Worf narrated, if I recall correctly...

Worf Hosts a Show on the Discovery chanel...some sort of Science and Technology one. it's cool...Except he doesnt have Makup...or...Klingon...Honor...BUT I CAN IMAGINE!  

[ThatDarkNShadyLady]

-You don't cry during hugely succesful tear jerking movies like Titanic/Moulin Rouge etc. but you turn into a sobbing mess during any Trek movie that involves a crew member dying (Wrath Of Khan, Generations, Nemisis)

I'm guilty of that...in fact the very first movie I ever cried during was Wrath Of Khan  

[LadyHarlz]

BerylAlexandros

Se Ga Takai

todpury

-You can recognize all characters by voice. (I know there was a car commercial that Picard voiced, and there was one from the same brand that I think was narated by Janeway, not to mention all the episodes of "National Geographic" that Sisko narrated)

Avery Brooks also narrated an IBM commercial, explaining an 'Epiphany' of when your Business got way over your head. 3nodding

There was also a nature show that Worf narrated, if I recall correctly...

Worf does I Am Weasel he plays weasel  

[Karrn]

If you've ever put serious time, effort and thought into how to build a replicator or transporter or holodeck.

If the thoughts led to actions.

And now you OWN a replicator, transporter or holodeck.

You've memorized the rules to Fizzbin, and all the odds.

You only need 3 seconds of audio or one good frame-shot to name any episode.  

[MysteriousWays]

-If youve been a Vulcan for Halloween and had an actual star trek uniform
(I was so proud...)  

[Gharbad]

I install all my computer stuff under TNG characters if it needs a name.
Like MS Office is installed to William Riker, of the United Federation of Planets.

One time I had to bring in a CD with a powerpoint on it to school, and my teacher sees the "Author: William T. Riker" and is just like....
"So I see you're a fan of Star Trek..."
sweatdrop

He's a Star Wars guy ninja  

[WarriorShadow]

MY computers are all registered as Starships.

Computer Name: USS Archangel
Owner: Captain Rhian Barnes
Organisation: Starfleet


etc etc etc.  

[Karrn]

I just register everything to Disappearing, Inc.  

[Andy Magnuseth]

_If on St Patrick's day, you play pinball on the computer all day, and realize that the only three names you use in the high score list are Scotty, McCoy, and McBrian.  

[Wind-Whisper]

You know you're a trekkie when...

1. Wearing starfleet uniforms makes perfect sense

2. You believe that all our sci-fi vocabulary comes from Trek

3. You feel that a day without trek is like a day without sunshine.  

[white_stranger]

If when you are angry with yourself and want to curse yourself and you call yourself a "No good dirty patkh!"  

[Kurzon_Dax]

all of the following, i am guilty of

-curse out your sisters in klingon
-can translate the plaques in Vulcan, Alberta, Canada
-talked to your computer
-refer to your room as your 'quarters'
-have read the ST encyclopediea cover to cover
-pointed out inconsitencies in the Star Trek timeline
-the first movie you've cried at was nemisis
-when somebody says 'look at the teddy bear!' you run for cover
-when you watch fantasy island sereis, you go 'KAAAAAAHN!'
-you've named an rp character after someone from Star Trek or your avi
-you argue with your Star wars friends wich is better
-when your at somewhere you dont like, you take out your cell phone and/or name tag and said "one to beam up"
-you want a betazoid wedding  

[PANIC! On The Enterprise]

- Can pick up all the little Trek references in movies
- Rage when someone confuses Star Trek with Star Wars
- Have a painting of James T. Kirk on your wall
- Name your friends Star Trek characters
- ...and proceed to treat them as your senior officers.
- Call out 'Red Alert!' when you're in trouble.
- Give orders such as 'Make it so!', 'Enter.' and 'Engage!'
- Have found more than five Star Trek songs
- ...have downloaded these songs to your computer...
- ...and have them memorized.
- When you wear a combadge in public
- ...and pretend to use it.
- Go see 'Over the Hedge' just for Shatner's voice
- Have all of your optional names set to Trek references (MSN, AIM, MySpace, etc.)
-Have written three or more ST fanfics
- Use Trek quotes in everyday situations
- [for Lorhrok] Explain the time-Space continuum using a cheezit