Anime vending machine

[Soxas the 14th]

*puts in a quarter*
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A guy comes by and says " its out of order dude"
I say"But theres no sign"
*rips the machine open* * steal everything*
" this is better than it being in order"  

[Soxas the 14th]

*puts in a quarter*
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*Out comes a naruto plushie*
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boring  

[Soxas the 14th]

*puts in a quarter*
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*out comes a plushie of sasuke uchiha*
"dammit its never a plushie of neji!"  

[zzZzQuiet_GurlzzZz]

*Puts a quarter in*
Darn! The machine just ate my quarter! That was my last one too.
*frowns*  

[Soxas the 14th]

*puts in a quarter*
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*out comes a plushie of naruto*
"curse this stupid machine! why wont it give me neji?!"  

[the_amazing_sina-chan]

ok let me try!!! *searches pockets fro quarter* dammit!!! sam can I have a quarter?! *gets quarter* yay!!! *puts quarter in* *bounces up and down in anticipation* *gets a gaara plushie that my friend mentioned the other day* yay!!! it's mine!!!! kiss my a** crystal!!!! *evil laugh* muahahahahahaha twisted  

[Soxas the 14th]

*puts in a quarter*
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*out comes a plushie of Kakashi*
"Dammit! stupid damn machine! It wont give me my fave char.!"  

[SeraphicAssassin]

Zero Justice315

*Puts in quarter* Hm... *Out pops a Tezuka plushie* Damn you fangirls...

oooohh... if you don't like the plushie can i have it?? *puppy dog eyes*  

[Soxas the 14th]

*puts in a quarter*
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"Yes! its a neji plushie! I can see the head"
*pulls it out*
" Wait a minute? This is a neji plushie with the body of an octopus, AHHHHHHHHH!"  

[fullmetalalchemist8o]

*puts in a quarter*
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uhhhh nothing's happening.
*bangs on stupid vending machine*
Come out DAMNIT. I want---
*put pops a Hughes plushie*
DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMITTTTTTTT!!!!!!
*stomps on plushie and tries another quarter*
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WTF?! An Alexander (tucker's dog) plushie???  

[anime_kitty_8791]

*puts in quarter*
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-clunk clunk clunk-
YOU'RE A WINNER!
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*stares*
o...m...g...
IT'S A PLUSHIE COLLECTION! ALL MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS! AND THE REAL EDWARD!
*runs away laughing maniacally with plushies of itachi, sasuke, naruto, neji, gaara, the 4th, akatsuki set, alphonse, roy, inuyasha, sesshoumaru, L, yusuke, hiei, kurama, kenshin, sanosuke, dark, daisuke, ect...(waaaaaaaay too many more to list), and the real Edward*

(people all around me)
... how does she carry all of those ...
... where does she get all of those anyway ...
*turn in the direction from whence i came*  

[anime_kitty_8791]

*comes back after i hide them in my secret hide out that nobody can find*

*puts in another quarter*
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GOD DAMN IT! WHERE'S MY PRIZE!
*starts shaking machine*
-clunk clunk clunk-
*out pops itachi*
eek *immediately suppresses chakra w/ medical ninjutsu taught to me by Tsunade who my friend got earlier and takes all weapons to prevent escape*
HEHE! NOW YOU'RE MINE ITACHI-SAMA!
*ties up and drags to hide out laughing the whole way*

(people staring again)  

[Kuro-Kumo-Kanashimi]

*Puts a quarter in*
Out pops moogle! Yess the last for my FF VII collection blaugh  

[anime_kitty_8791]

*puts in quarter*
-clank clank clank-
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o...m...g...
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i can't believe it...
xd xd xd
*runs off with Sesshoumaru and Roy (from FMA) and the 4 Kings (from A.N.A.L. aka: All Nippon Air Lines)
xd xd xd
*people staring*

(random adult)
i wonder what all those people do over there in that back corner... they always come out excited and dragging things away. (-thinks- i think i'm gonna take a different route to work...)  

[Sakura princess 93]

*carefully puts quarter in*
Pleas don't explode, please don't explode
Hey I got a Saskue plushi. YES!
*tightly squeezes plushi*