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Yes my good man, it dose exist! wonderful isn't it? i beleive it was invented by some one in Australia...

... When you have wet dreams about owning the car in the Munsters.
... When you have seriously wondered weather or not you can go in the carpool lane with a corpse.
... When you start bleeding and your first thought is, "mmmm, breakfast!"
... The word Perky fills you with both horror and discust.
... You know the latin word for vampire.
... When you meet another goth on the street and he nods and says, "Look, it's the evil monky show!" to which you reply, "The monkey..." in an angry tone, and no one thinks this is weird.
... You feel grate love for both the Mini Moose and Happy Noodle Boy.

....You sit down for hours at a time answering your own questions about life and end up with more questions and less answers than you started with.

....Your parents threaten to take away privelages because they dont like you wearing a trenchcoat to school.

......you think to yourself every day "Why havent i ended myself yet"

You already have the next 2 Halloweens planed out in advance.

Nah, I kinda see this list as one of them You might be a goth if yea.. Every one has there own point of view and we still love you for them. In a way your now even more goth then the rest of us because you are now a non-conformaest to this forum post...whow.... Things to rember by South Park, go me.

I must say that I'm a lil disaponted that you let your self stop laughing at yourself. Don't become one of thoes stick in the mud people that start going out of the way not to laugh...Or I'll come after of you and tickel you to no end twisted

Yeab baby! Who's your Goth !?!