Great british swear words.

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c**t is overused. Mainly by neds.  

[and_solo_said]

I have become rather attatched to insults using words like 'pimp' and 'dawg' because people don't expect me to say them  

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I have become rather attatched to insults using words like 'pimp' and 'dawg' because people don't expect me to say them


I like the one my friend gave to me "Shut your mousehole!" Sorry but I love it!
I am self-centered,self-councious, stubborn and a wanker. Who agrees? Hands up. *puts hand up* mrgreen

 

[Boolean Julian]

Actually, I'm rather fond of "slag". Particularly "shllaaaaaagggg"  

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Erix Griffon

The best curses though, are the original or underused ones. Like Pillock. Or Spoon. As in 'You utter spoon'.

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No-one else I know really uses those, I feared I was the only one!  

[Shadow of an Illusion]

Calling people a spork is better than calling them a spoon. But spoon is still funny.  

[Boolean Julian]

I rather like telling someone to "crotch off", or alternative, "balls off".  

[and_solo_said]

There is an old favourite amoungst anyone at my school who went on the Sheffield trip:

'Whahahahahay! {Insert name}'s got a baby d**k / boner / hasn't got a d**k'  

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and_solo_said

There is an old favourite amoungst anyone at my school who went on the Sheffield trip:

'Whahahahahay! {Insert name}'s got a baby d**k / boner / hasn't got a d**k'

Well three cheers for state-funded education there.  

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and_solo_said

There is an old favourite amoungst anyone at my school who went on the Sheffield trip:

'Whahahahahay! {Insert name}'s got a baby d**k / boner / hasn't got a d**k'

Well three cheers for state-funded education there.

Well...there were others.

Balless shite mounger
Shiteless ball monkey
Whore spank
Horse wank
j**z juggler
etc  

[Boolean Julian]

You big sweaty crotch/you giant flabby arse/you big buttock.  

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wanker
tosser
twonk
bollocks

and who can forget






SMEG  

[and_solo_said]

ARSE

simple, yet effective  

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[Boolean Julian]

Um, none of those are particularly specifically English.
I hate the word p***y. I don't mind any of the synonyms, c**t is absolutely fine, but that word I just can't stand. Don't ask me why.