Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[Kal Eldritch]

TeaDidikai

"Hecate is the Crone aspect of the Trippppppppppppple Goddess"

"Artemis speaks to me on Samhain"  

[Pelta]

"Lilith sent banshees to stalk me."  

[Triste-chan]

My patron Goddess is Shiva! She's a beautiful, scantily clad woman with blue skin who has power over ice!  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

Triste-chan

My patron Goddess is Shiva! She's a beautiful, scantily clad woman with blue skin who has power over ice!

I've been working Dragon Magic and I summoned Bahamut Zero.  

[Kal Eldritch]

Henry Dorsett Case

Triste-chan

My patron Goddess is Shiva! She's a beautiful, scantily clad woman with blue skin who has power over ice!

I've been working Dragon Magic and I summoned Bahamut Zero.

Yep! I found Ifrit in the Goetia!  

[Fiddlers Green]

My power level makes Goku look weenie.  

[TeaDidikai]

My ancestor wrote Gardner's BoS.  

[TeaDidikai]

My great great great great Grandma was a Witch who was burned at Salem.  

[Aesi]

Sovereign of Darkness

Henry Dorsett Case

Triste-chan

My patron Goddess is Shiva! She's a beautiful, scantily clad woman with blue skin who has power over ice!

I've been working Dragon Magic and I summoned Bahamut Zero.

Yep! I found Ifrit in the Goetia!

My Ark pwns your Ifrit, 'cause it takes one minute longer to summon and its circle is the whole entire world!  

[Aesi]

Henry Dorsett Case

TeaDidikai

"Wicca is thousands of years old! We just don't have proof because it has been hidden- because of the burning times!"

And from the same people:
"Mormonism is bulls*** because it preaches false history!"

"I -am- a Goddess! scream My Young Women's advisor said so!"  

[TeaDidikai]

Isis! Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra! (And mean it... ~wince~)  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

Not all of the Great Old Ones desire mankind's madness! See, I'll summon Ithaqua and show you!  

[CuAnnan]

TeaDidikai

Isis! Isis! Ra! Ra! Ra! (And mean it... ~wince~)

I'm laughing as I reply to this.  

[Pelta]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn  

[Henry Dorsett Case]

missmagpie

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Meh, that's not so bad. Just a statement of fact.
EDIT: You could say that it's a very bad thing to say because your throat is going to feel like hell for days, much as if you repeatedly attempt to invoke Xastur...

"Hey guys! Check this out! I can open the Seventh Gate!"