Well, it don't matter no more.
I'm sure anyone who cared guessed already.
I live in Colorado Springs, Colorado, USA. I can see Pike's Peak... er... from the parking lot in front of my complex.
Which doesn't say much 'cause you can see Pike's Peak from just about anywhere in town.
Actually, I been trying to get out since Focus on the Family took over out here. I see now, tho', that I shoulda stayed and fought. This town is crummy with graft and neocons. Oh well.
My full name's Harbone Wilt Pimbpor (prounced "pimb-er"), more or less.
Ppphhht. So much for the man o'mystery approach. That secret lasted, what, three months?