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[User 4385700]

"C'mere sucka imma strangle you wit dis here hair"  

[Alucio]

"... Did I happen to feed my Boa this week? ... God this thong is itchy."

 

[User 4385700]

"omg skrillex is SUCH a genius omgomgomgomgomgomgomgggggg"  

[Bndy Straw_]

(spongebob like)
I'm singing in a coffin under the dirt  

[Commander Sigma]

My wardrobe secrets are too sexy for your eyes; that is, unless you want to be blinded by its glory. Really, it's for your own safety.  

[ROMVLVS]

"I think the snakes gonna bite me again.

I knew I should have gotten it defanged after the last time. s**t that was ********, it's looking at me. Maybe if I stay perfectly still it would look away.

Why the ******** do I have to keep carrying this thing, anyway? Who the hell decided that I had to have a ******** snake as my shtick? Who ever he is, I'm going to find him and kick his a**. Now, a gourd of wine! That's very satyr-y. VERY satyr-y. Why the hell does pan get all the luck? Who the hell is in charge of this, that's what I want to know! I'm going to kick his a**! Yeah. Or, you know, file some sort of formal complaint, maybe talk to a committee, plead my case, something. Oh.

Oh s**t.
The snake.

It's still staring at me. What do I do? Do I throw it?

Oh s**t. Oh s**t.
I'm definitely filing that complaint. ******** Pan and his gourd. Maybe I can be in the next Star Wars? Yeah. Attack of the returned clone empire's revenge strikes back. I'll be hanging out with Han Solo, kicking a** in the millennium falcon, killing Jabwas and Tupacs. I'll show you the stood your looking for, buddy, hhhuuuuuuueeeewaaaaaaaaawwhhh!

They just better not pair me up with a god damn snake."  

[anlucia]

"DUREM PRIDE"  

[Halfling Heroine]

"Om Nom Nom Cakkkeeee~" emotion_dowant