Goddamn attractive poeple.

[The Undead Suitor]

Wait, girls get friendzoned? I thought you girls invented that s**t.


You learn something new every day.  

[floraIwitch]

can i be a cakesexual?

preferably chocolate?  

[Ridley Starsmore]

The Undead Suitor

Ridley Starsmore

Wait till you get the "Can hermaphrodites get pregnant?"

Which I didn't know if they could or not, but her question went on to "If two of them have sex, assuming each has the opposing parts connected, could they both get pregnant?"

3 am, that one was. or the two hour sleep depravity that was her wired on lattes and exclaiming she was "The pretty pretty princess!"

...well damn that's actually kind of tricky. I suppose it depends on what type of hermaphrodite it is. I mean, I'm no hermaphroexpert, but if there's a v****a/uterus/eggs there's a way.

As for whether or not two could get eachother pregnant at the same time, I don't know if a herm could produce both eggs and sperm at the same time.(since that would take an extra set of equipment) But I could be wrong, I dont usually go looking for these things.



...I feel like I took this too seriously.


Obviously this thread needs more cake


damn cakesexuals and their superiority complexes.

 

[dakki-dono]

*hasn't so much as been kissed in a year, let alone laid*

I just tell people I'm abstinent and then it seems heroic.  

[floraIwitch]

dakki-dono

*hasn't so much as been kissed in a year, let alone laid*

I just tell people I'm abstinent asexual and then it seems heroic.

(sorry jayce)  

[dakki-dono]

Prince Ichi

dakki-dono

*hasn't so much as been kissed in a year, let alone laid*

I just tell people I'm abstinent asexual and then it seems heroic.

(sorry jayce)

I assumed that's what you had to say after the 5 year mark. lol  

[The Undead Suitor]

dakki-dono

Prince Ichi

dakki-dono

*hasn't so much as been kissed in a year, let alone laid*

I just tell people I'm abstinent asexual and then it seems heroic.

(sorry jayce)

I assumed that's what you had to say after the 5 year mark. lol

thats when the cake comes in  

[floraIwitch]

CAKESEXUALS ALL AROUND.  

[dakki-dono]

The Undead Suitor

dakki-dono

Prince Ichi

dakki-dono

*hasn't so much as been kissed in a year, let alone laid*

I just tell people I'm abstinent asexual and then it seems heroic.

(sorry jayce)

I assumed that's what you had to say after the 5 year mark. lol

thats when the cake comes in

oh okay


but srsly
I don't care what people are. Just as long as they're not in my goddamned face about it or pretend like they're better. *shrug*

Or *****. Not cool. Ever. Shota and loli counts. talk2hand  

[Eudaemon]

oh god, this again...

*backs away slowly*  

[The Undead Suitor]

emotion_awesome emotion_awesome emotion_awesome emotion_awesome emotion_awesome

oh yes this again  

[Infamous]

OMG This thread. XD

It makes me wish I wasn't at work while everyone was posting.

And I don't post that history online. >> But then, I don't talk about it with people otherwise. XD I'm a very private person when it comes to relationships.

It comes from being picked on by certain family members. <<

But I love reading all the comments from everyone else. heart  

[[color=emo]]

jesus christ guys.

i make a perfectly good thread about vomiting and look where it goes.



anyway, yeah. I have a complicated arrangement where it's basically friends with benefits except no actual sex cause we're never actually horny enough at the same time ಠ_ಠ
I'm only ever wanting it when he's not around/not in the mood and he only ever wants it when i'm not in the mood. wtfffff.

Also I have crippling intimacy issues.

except for a couple times. but we were on my friend's bed and she walked in both times so euuurghgh D;



Also I'm pretty sure for the most part human herms don't actually possess a uterus, nor an actual p***s. or maybe it's p***s, vag, no balls.
anyway, the point it, herms = no uterus. which makes sense because i feel like I read that balls are like an evolved form of uteruses, which explains why balls have to drop and their retarded structure and is a fantastic argument supporting evolution.

BUT I DIGRESS.  

[hornworts]

I've had instances of, "I'm attracted to this person, but I also can't STAND them."

That's really a bluh moment because I think of the future too.

Also: I've had a large carrot cake in my fridge that I've been eating every night all week. And it's delicious.

/turns on everyone in thread  

[Ridley Starsmore]

Sir Black Tea

I've had instances of, "I'm attracted to this person, but I also can't STAND them."

That's really a bluh moment because I think of the future too.

Also: I've had a large carrot cake in my fridge that I've been eating every night all week. And it's delicious.

/turns on everyone in thread