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 Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:10 pm
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN."
2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" She IS "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."
3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."
4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."
5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED."
7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED."
8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."
10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED."
11. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER."
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."
6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."
7. He does not act like a "TOTAL a**" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has "SWINE EMPATHY."
9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
10. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:20 am
Dopple dopple bon bon. =P
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:31 am
Rice Krispies with MARSHMALLOWS .....anyone..? i'm the only one to remember those! crying
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:54 am
corruption Rice Krispies with MARSHMALLOWS .....anyone..? i'm the only one to remember those! crying
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:56 am
Kai_Kaze_Kaloni_Kozue corruption Rice Krispies with MARSHMALLOWS .....anyone..? i'm the only one to remember those! crying
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:40 pm
xd That's funny Lil Brat.
That's my nieces nickname, she's my Lil Brat. ^___^
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 8:56 pm
GOLDEN GRAHAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:08 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:41 pm
K ~ if I promise never to post in the guild again, and only moderate it, will you geezahs come back crying
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 6:03 pm
:hugs: slowness happens.... here, have some gin.... :passes lil brat the mason jar with gin:... come on, lets go scare some children.
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 7:23 pm
CosmicHedgehog :hugs: slowness happens.... here, have some gin.... :passes lil brat the mason jar with gin:... come on, lets go scare some children. Ohhhh - gin *Takes a large swallow and charges out in motorized wheelchair to whap some youngins with her cane.* Thanks wink
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:01 pm
What does a girl got to do to get her hands on some cinnamon hearts? Huh? HUH? sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:38 pm
Zaphriel What does a girl got to do to get her hands on some cinnamon hearts? Huh? HUH? sweatdrop Stop by desk at work - I always have red hots in a dish - mm's too xd
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 9:38 pm
heart "BEAMN buh Deam Beam Beamn!" heart
ninja *cartwheels by SUPER fast and grabs a couple of red hots, stands up, pops 'em in her mouth; throws her fist in the air and grins with glee*
blaugh "SWEET TASTY CINNAMON VICTORY!" blaugh
O_O *K-CRACK!* O_O
eek "UHH-hnhh." *can't move* eek "My back . . . ." sweatdrop crying
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Posted: Sat Apr 16, 2005 10:11 pm
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