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PostPosted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:25 am


ok i have done
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!"

10-slip a bunch of female objects (Tampons, thongs, bras, etc.) in a macho-looking man's cart.(just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
PostPosted: Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:48 pm


Roll on the floor laughing my @$$ off
I literally did that.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 3:58 pm


haha i love these things here r sum more :
51 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart
1 Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2 Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3 Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4 Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5 Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6 Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7 Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8 Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9 When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles.
10 Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
11 Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10”.
12 Play with the automatic doors.
13 Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!...” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14 While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who buys this crap, anyway?”
15 Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16 Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”
17 Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18 Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19 As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”
20 Put M&M’s on layaway.
21 Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
22 Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23 Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles.
24 Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25 Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, “...I’m Batman. Come, Robin—to the Batcave!”
26 TP as much of the store as possible.
27 Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28 Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.
29 When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”
30 When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”
31 Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”
33 Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
34 Take bets on the battle described above.
35 Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
36 While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
37 Hold indoor shopping cart races.
38 Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission: Impossible.
39 Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
40 Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
41 Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?”
42 Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store.
43 Two words: “Marco Polo.”
44 Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
45 “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics.
46 In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels.
47 When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
48 Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
49 When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”
50 Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
51 Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 4:02 pm


o nd i did not cme up with these haha but i laugh at all of them nd wuld seriusly love to do sum haha

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:23 am


1- get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2- go to the costumer service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's on lay away.

3- Set up a tent in the camping department

4- When a cler asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

5- Look right into securtiy cameras and use it as a mirror to pick your nose.

6- While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.

7- Hide in a clothing rack, when people browse through, say "Pick me!"

8- Go into the fitting toom, shut the door, and wait for a while. Then yell very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"


Got these all from a text, same thing though. =D
PostPosted: Wed Jul 14, 2010 9:53 am


pffffffffft XD

me and my friends go around taking pictures of people like papparazzi. we stood in front of a family for the longest time jsut snapping pictures with our cameras until the dad walked up...he was big and scary... so we ran ^^

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 5:49 am


omg i love it.. the british are coming!!
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
PostPosted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 7:20 am


xDD wtf

random is awesome


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:50 am


LOL im SO tryin this stuff!!! rofl
PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:06 am


.... Interesting....

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:26 pm


Luthien Padme
*Note:I do not take credit for these ideas, I found them on the internet and had to share here*
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a bunch of female objects (Tampons, thongs, bras, etc.) in a macho-looking man's cart.(just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."






OMG!!! Have u done these things at a Walmart!!! If u did, WOW!!! I would be chicken to do those things
PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:57 pm


I am SO totally standing in th freezer, but I want to eat all the ice cream whee

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:47 pm


Here's one!

Ask someone where you can find the dehydrated water. rofl
PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 10:55 pm


Hahaha! Thats too funny! rofl

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 11:12 pm


Ha! I actually did 1-10! Its was FUUNNNN!!!!! whee whee whee
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