What does this button do?

[Beauty of Mules]

An urn appears on top of your head. Something is struggling inside it.

*presses my shirt's button*  

[Crystal Void]

Nothing interesting happons

I press the question button  

[sombre_howl]

A giant floating question mark obelisk floats by firing lazers at some guy in a what looks to be a red and white mime costume named Waldo.

<.<;;; *pokes a button shaped like a tsunami wave but colored red*  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

You are shrunk down and someone tip a big bowl of tomato soup in your direction.

I press the red button with the gold colored cross on it.  

[Bronze Ibis]

a golden cross falls down and impales you.

I press the button that is white.  

[Okami Hatake]

A sign come out saying 'White boring

I press the yellow cresent moon button  

[Lady Lissalynn]

It suddenly changes to night time out and a huge cresent moon comes out :3

*presses the purple button with silver stars on it*

 

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

It starts raining wazard hats.

I press an invisible button.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

You turn invisible and I accidentally grope you while wandering through the dark.

I press the button that's looks like President Obama.  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

You are teleported to the white house where you are promptly tackled by no less than twelve secret service agents.

I press the black and white striped button.  

[minisailormon]

A skunk comes out and sprays you

I press the Moon shaped button  

[Shin Long Omega]

Wolves will now find you attractive.

I press the blue button with a yellow X on it.  

[Dr Sciurus]

you turn blue and get hit by a train made out of yellow cheese rofl

me pushes the button that looks like a stratus cloud  

[Chaos Phoenix Code Silver]

You are teleported up to the lacation of the nearest cloud, I hope you have a parachute.

I press the lime green button that looks sort of like a human head.  

[minisailormon]

Skeletons come out and attack you

I press the bloody button